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Jess and Angie are a couple of moms who are weaving their lives together after an exciting love connection this year. And like any new relationship, it’s chockful of non-stop sex.

“I never knew I’d be so turned on by someone being a mom. It’s really hot.” – Jess

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SPEAKERS

Jess & Angie

Angie  00:01

We were sitting on the couch at 11 o’clock at night, it was a good hour of going back and forth and having small talk. And both of us sitting there thinking, Are we at least gonna hug? When is this actually going to happen? And then, of course, the baby woke up. So I left and came back. The first thing I asked was, are we going to chicken out?

Jess

You grabbed my hand and pulled me into you. And I was toast at that point. I’m done for.

Angie 

The look on your face. This excitement just came over you and I went for it.

Jess 

We just made out on the couch for two hours. And that was it. I’ve never felt that way about kissing anyone ever in my life. It just felt so right.

Angie

We’re both like, oh, let’s pretend like we’re cool. And everything’s fine.

Jess 

I can’t get in anything serious right now. And a lot going on in my life. I’m just looking for something casual. But in the back of our heads, we were both like, we know that that’s not what this is.

Angie 

We’re completely screwed if we think we’re gonna try to get out of this without getting naked together, eventually.

Jess 

We can never be casual with each other. I don’t always stay out until 2AM on a Thursday night when I have to work the next day. And now, here we are, blending our families and talking about getting married and all the things. It’s very gay. Hi, I’m Jess.

Angie 

And I’m Angie.

Jess

We’ve been together for two months, and we have four kids combined. You’re listening to GOOD SEX and this GOOD SEX.

Angie 

We are both mutual friends with Nora McInerny.

Jess 

The host of terrible thanks for asking.

Angie

I mean, not personally, myself. I follow her podcast and her Instagram account. She did this September of selfies she had put Jess’ on her story. And I was like, Okay, well, that’s a smoke show. So I’m just gonna head down this rabbit hole for a while and found out that she was going through a similar situation with divorce. And she had just come out. So I kind of just sent her a quick direct message and was like, hey, you’re not alone. And welcome to the gayborhood.

Jess  02:32

I’m like I’m trying to remember it was only two months ago, it wasn’t that long ago. At first I was like, who’s this person, whatever. And then when you said welcome to the gayborhood. I was like, oh, who are you?

Angie

I made sure to emphasize in my message to her that I’m not a creep. I generally don’t do this. But I had to go for it anyway, because I was like, There’s something about this woman that I need to know more about.

Jess 

And so we like spent the whole week messaging each other. And then I gave you my phone number. So then we spent that whole weekend texting. And that’s how we kind of went from just were friends going through something similar to flirting with each other.

Angie 

She was just so honest and upfront about everything. The way that we were communicating was just like a really big turn on for me, because that really hasn’t been my experience in past relationships. It just made me want to be more authentic. And it just became extremely comfortable really fast.

Jess

We just get each other and I don’t have to pretend to like be somebody else when I’m with her. And I’ve never had that before. I’ve never fully been able to be myself with anyone ever. I think that expedited everything is like yeah, this is beyond anything we’ve ever experienced before.

Angie 

What is guaranteed to get you in the mood? Was this your question for me? Your existence? I don’t know. It really does not take anything to get me in the mood because I’m just always there. And just thinking about you and past encounters with you, also gets me in the mood.

Jess  04:21

Well, that was easy to answer.

Angie 

That’s very easy. It doesn’t take anything really just the fact that you are around me. Or even that.

Jess 

Same answer, like I’m just there all the time with you. Which is weird, because I’ve never felt that way before either. I feel like a 15-year-old being turned on for the first time in my life. Like I can’t shut it off and I just see your name on my phone and I’m like, oh, okay, here we go. Yeah, and whether we’re together or apart or whatever, I’m just ready, constantly. Like I’m finally comfortable with who I am as a person comfortable with my sexuality. I’ve finally like had this epiphany moment of like, oh, I’m super gay. But I’ve also never been so attracted to someone in my whole life. And so I just can’t imagine ever reaching a point where like, we don’t just want to rip each other’s clothes off all the time. And I know, like relationships evolve and all that. But I feel like that’s always going to be a thing with the two of us. What is something you wish I do more?

Angie

I mean, I constantly just feel like if we could just make out more and have more sex, that would solve everything. So it’s not necessarily what you’re not doing. It’s more like, other people are causing us to be apart like work and your kids and life. A night ago, the baby started crying in the middle of a romantic encounter. And I had to put my dad robe on and get out of bed and go and get her feed her. Put her back. But then we picked up where we left off. So we were good.

Jess  06:08

And then when you said, is this ruined for you? I’m like, never, it’s fine. And I think that’s a huge bonus. Because we’re both moms, we both have kids, we both know what it’s like. And we’ve both talked about this, too, how that’s such a turn on for both of us. Like I never knew I’d be so turned on by someone being a mom. Like it’s really hot.

Angie 

Yeah, the milk thing is real. The fact that we just have to navigate this parenting thing while being in a new relationship is something new for both of us. And I just feel like we kind of take turns, watching each other with our kids. How important that piece of our life is just, you know, solidifies the reasons that we find each other so attractive.

Jess 

Yeah, whenever you send me pictures of you and your kids snuggling in the recliner in the morning, I’m like, can’t wait to see you later

Angie 

I always say I don’t want to be a total creep. But I’m so turned on by the fact that you’re a mom. And I never understood the MILF concept before this. And now it is very fucking real. So if you could choose a specific location to have sex, where would it be?

Jess 

Hmm. Somewhere where there’s no kids? Yeah, I mean, that’s why I booked us a cabin. We just need a place where there’s no one around. No kids, no dogs, no other people. Just a fireplace and a nice bed. And that’s all we need. What’s the hottest sex we’ve had?

Angie

All of it.

Jess  08:00

I had a feeling you’d say that.

Angie 

Yeah, the hottest sex we’ve had is literally every single time it just gets better and better. So I’m already planning the next move. For me, the hottest sex that we have is in the middle of the night when we both wake up and just start going after each other. And I don’t recall waking up or what is happening. But it’s goes from like zero to 100 in a matter of seconds.

Jess 

Which is also funny, because we’ve had this discussion of like, don’t ever wake me up with sex, because that’s a trigger for both of us. And now that’s like, our favorite time to have sex is in the middle of the night. Both of us were like, basically assaulted in our sleep at one point. And so we both had that conversation, if that’s the thing for me, like don’t ever do that, because it just makes me have a panic attack, and I can’t handle it. And now that’s like what we do every single night. Whenever we are doing that I just feel completely safe and comfortable and turned on by you. And I’m like, yeah, let’s do this every single night. And so I think that’s helping me like heal from all that trauma to

Angie 

yeah, I’ve never felt comfortable being woken up in that way because it would send me into a panic, but I feel completely safe with you and also very turned on by you constantly. So if a night goes by where it doesn’t happen, I’m like, what’s wrong?

Jess 

And it’s like a bummer in the morning of like, oh, we slept through the night. That sucks. And now we have to go a whole another day until we can do that again.

Angie

Yeah, so I mean, it’s constantly wondering when we can have sex again. I plan to take a shower right after this and hope that we have enough time before I have to get the baby so that I can lure you into bed for a while. There’s a joke that goes, What do lesbians bring on their second date? […]. Stereotypically women move faster than men will if you put two together. It’s just a race to get to the next step.

Jess  10:22

And like I get it now. Because I’ve also had that thought of like, how could somebody do that? And I’m like, oh, that’s how somebody could do that.

Angie 

Plenty of my friends and family are like, oh, you need to slow down, but it was like, I’m 38. I’ve done a lot of relationship work with my past relationships. I’ve been to a lot of therapy. I’ve also been in a sexless marriage for the last five years. So if I slowed down anymore, I would probably not be breathing. The U-haul thing is kind of like, call it what you will, but I will fucking go and rent one tomorrow and move her into my house if I could.

Jess

Thank you for listening to GOOD SEX.

CREDITS

GOOD SEX is a Lemonada Media original. This show is produced by Claire Jones and Matthew Simonsson. Our supervising producer is Xorje Olivares, with Jackie Danziger as our story editor. Executive producers are Stephanie Wittels Wachs and Jessica Cordova Kramer. Music is by Dan Molad with additional music from APM music. Sound design is by Matthew Simonsson and Elle Rinaldi. If you like GOOD SEX, the show not, you know? Why don’t you rate and review us listen and follow for new episodes each week, wherever you’re listening right now. And if you want more GOOD SEX, subscribe to Lemonada Premium only on Apple podcasts.