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Sarah tells an awkward story about her recent celebrity mixup. Plus, she offers tips on how to prevent jizz stains, saves money by trapping a rattlesnake, and offers comebacks for a man commenting on a woman’s hard nipples.

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SPEAKERS

Von, Haley, Dylan, Sarah Silverman, Scott, Kate, Elaine, Catherine, System, Nate

Sarah Silverman  00:14

Hey, everyone, it’s your old pal Sarah. I was in line. I was in a line, it doesn’t matter, whatever. I was in a line at a thing. And Willem Dafoe was behind me. And I am a massive fan of his. I’m so horrified. And I go, Hi, I am such a fan, And he said, Oh, hi yeah. And we’re making small talk. And I, I have holes in my brain. But anyway, I said, oh, anymore I’ll say this. I said, when is the next season of severance coming out? And he looked at me sweetly, and he said, gee, I wouldn’t know. They don’t tell me those things. And I said, hh, gosh. And, then later, I was talking to someone and I pointed him out and I said, That’s Willem Dafoe, all of a sudden, I realized that’s I was confused. I don’t know why I was confusing him with Christopher Walken, and obviously, that’s Christopher Walken, I was thinking of that’s in severance, I love Willem Dafoe, obviously, no one likes Spider Man movies, but I loved him in Florida project. I like I’m so frustrated that that was his experience of me. And he was so sweet about it. But like, I didn’t even catch on. What a fucking asshole I am. But anyway, I don’t you know, smoking like go through our agents to but I’m horrified. And anyway, if anyone out there knows Willem Dafoe, please tell him I know who he is. I know he’s not in Severance. I just had like I have I’m, I have holes in my brain. I don’t know how else to I don’t know what’s going on with me. I think this is what getting older is. But Willem is so brilliant and so lovely and wonderful. And I really wished that one hey, what are you gonna do? As my mom would say, and I never understood it until like, a week ago. I’m a human being not a human doing. Which I don’t think has anything to do with the story I just told but it made me think of that. She would say that in her defense a lot. I’m a human being not a human doing. Alright, that’s all I’m gonna say about that, let’s take some calls.

 

System  03:00

You left me a message, now I’m playing it for the world.

 

Dylan  03:13

Hey, Sarah, it’s Dylan, so I’m a I just graduated college and my boyfriend is doing a semester abroad in the Netherlands. And we’ve been together for a little over two years now. And I was just wondering if you had any advice on things we can do to feel close to each other when we’re away. We’ll watch movies together. And sometimes we play Minecraft together. And it’s pretty fun but I was just wondering if you had any experience with that, or if you had any advice for fun things we can do to surprise each other or just have fun. Alright, I love your podcast bye.

 

Sarah Silverman  04:02

Yeah, I mean, Rory and I were apart for two three month chunks last year. So you were apart for six months. I would say obviously FaceTime dates, you know, quick two minute check ins and then also some plan dates. Where I think you that’s what you’re talking about watching movies together. You can spend quality time or even just parallel play where you’re both doing your own thing, but you’re like, on together just feels like you know, the thing that I think is hard is if you put too much on your like video time together, like oh, we’ve got to have an incredible time in this like two hours we’ve allotted to hang out on FaceTime or we have to or if you go visit, it’s like you’ve got to have this amazing visit and then that’s always when you fight or something you have to just have when you’re together if you go visit him if you get a chance to visit him a couple times. maybe, or even once, just release yourselves from the pressure of having to get it all in on this trip, just to have regular life together, do your own thing, just kind of, you know, get coffee do that you don’t have to do monumental things because you have this precious time just be together however, that takes shape, it can be a very, you know, as if it’s just regular life, and I think taking that pressure off, helps a lot. You know, a lot of times couples, when they know they’re going to be apart for a long time will find that they’re fighting right up to the end. And that comes from this is I learned this from my own experience and being in therapy about it. We pick fights out of that stress of we’re going to be separated. And it’s you know, and this last, these last moments have to be just right. And it’s just a losing battle. So yeah, FaceTime dates, visits, Zoom maybe with other friends too, or something or, but also what you said, video games is a great way Rory, like at least once a week loves, you know, with his free time to get on with two of his best friends who are in New York. And they play whatever the fuck, I think the latest Call of Duty. And sometimes they do like the horseback riding one where you’re like a rancher and it’s like, it’s just kind of like quality time together where they catch up. But a lot of times they are in war. But it’s just a way to catch up and be together. Even though you’re not together so that stuff is always really great, there’s something about being in a video game, and having these avatars together. You know, I mean, this is so embarrassing, but y’all know that Rory and I met playing Call of Duty. During the pandemic, we had kind of knew each other a little, but we started playing every night and, and is so cheesy. But when I started getting a crush on him, when we were like playing Call of Duty, sometimes, you know, we’re both just out there trying to kill people. And sometimes we find ourselves in the same room. And my like, heart would skip a beat, so It’s so cheesy I mean, it’s just ridiculous. But they are avatars of you and you’re hanging out together and just being able to hear him and talk to him. But all those things are great. Just don’t put pressure, too much pressure on any one visit anyone call. Know that, you know, we live in the future, and it’s amazing, like you have access to each other at any time. And just hope that he has an amazing experience and the way in which he learns and grows. And the way in which you learn and grow in this next year will hopefully bring you together as as stronger, more whole people, you know, or you’ll grow apart. I’m sorry, it said there’s a jams, but you have to let it happen and see what happens. And hopefully, you’ll come back together and you won’t start where you left off. You’ll start where you both are at now. And good luck.

 

Elaine  08:41

Hi, Sara. So my question for you is what are your daily bits. And what I mean by that is that there’s this tick tock trend where people are basically talking about, like the little jokes that they incorporate in their everyday lives like for an example, if there is something that is clearly an astronomical number. So like, I wonder how much Jeff Bezos house is worth? I’ll say something like, Oh, his house is worth at least $5,000, because that’s the whole joke, right? I don’t know it’s, as you always say, jokes are always funnier when you have to explain them. Or I don’t know if I’ll say like, oh, that was my nickname in high school, for like the most random thing like, if we are putting out Christmas decorations, and someone says, oh, these Christmas lights are really tangled I’ll be like, that was my nickname in high school tangled Christmas lights. I don’t know it’s funnier in the moment but I feel like as a comedian, you probably have some really funny daily bits. So think about them and share them with us because I feel like I need more. Thank you love you.

 

Sarah Silverman  09:50

It really is true that they’re just not funny explained. But it’s funny to say that because Rory insists that he invented that was my nickname in high school. He invented that bit, he swears he thought of it first. I had a boyfriend who insisted that he invented the jean jacket and wearing a backpack on one shoulder. But I don’t believe him anyway, bits. Yeah, I mean nonstop bits, but I just feel like explaining them are beyond fruitless. Like, I don’t know let’s see, I have like, more like verbal tics. Like I say, I say the same thing every night when I get into bed. I say I always say night time is the right time, it’s not a bed I guess it’s just a word or I’ll say, ever since I’ve been dating, right I get new bits with new partners so it’s like, ever since I’ve been dating worry, I go well, you know what they say? Happy life, happy life. And I know that it’s happy wife happy life. But I say it because I don’t know I think when I started saying it, I just wanted to say it with total confidence and see if this new man in my life would correct me or play along. And he played along, so I would say well, you know what they say happy life, happy life. I don’t know why I say that am I pretending that I don’t know how that saying is? Am I pretending? I don’t know but it’s like a verbal tic. I’ve had so many verbal tics in my life where, like Kevin Nealon my good friend for so many years, will bring up verbal tics from from like, 20 years ago, I that I would say for like five straight years. They’re embarrassed, like, it’s just so weird. They don’t have they’re not funny, necessarily, it’s just the repetition of it right, I just I don’t know what it’s, uh, you know, it’s listen, am I on the spectrum? Sure but so many people are so I would say most comics are. I wear it as a badge of pride, but I’m more I love the bits that other people do. And I think they are more successful when you say them, and then you don’t go like I say this or whatever. But I will say I don’t think she would mind. Tig Notaro is definitely the king of bets like I have seen this happen so many times with Tig over the years. And it is astonishing to me, if anyone goes to give her a high five like it without not even within one full second. If you go to give her a high five she just points to you and goes question. And it’s the funniest thing, how does she do that so fast? Obviously, this is cheating because I’m making y’all laugh with someone else’s joke, but but I’m I doing it. God she’s so funny. Um, all right, what else?

 

Elaine  12:57

Hey, Sarah, this is Elaine and I am from I live in Florida. And here’s my question. I’m having casual sex with a guy that is so full of testosterone. I mean really full if you know what I’m saying. So we occasionally have will have sex at my house. My problem is the last time he was here and the first and last time he had so much to deposit that it’s so to my sheets. Mattress Protector and ended up staining my brand new $5,000 I love to death mattress. How do I have a conversation with him about how we don’t do this again? Do I just automatically lay down some extra towels on a certain part of the bed and at that point have that conversation? Help? I know you can, thanks Sarah.

 

Sarah Silverman  14:08

Oh my God. Okay, listen, I don’t think this takes a conversation you can’t tell a guy you’re having casual sex with to come less. I just I you can but I don’t think that’s how it works. Um, get some like shitty sheets that you use when he comes over. Also, all mattresses get stains on them, that’s like there’s nothing you can do about it. No one sees your mattress except for you when you’re changing your I mean he came through a a mattress protector. Oh my God, I yeah, this guy is I don’t know what word I’m looking for talented fool. I you know I lay down a towel oh yeah, sure. Lay down a towel. The guy doesn’t care about the aesthetic of your sheets. Trust me, don’t bring out the good sheets for him. You know how like, I’m just guessing maybe you have like a shirt that you can get hair dye on. In now you you need sheets you can get Comey you know, or use your hair color towel. I’m just guessing, I don’t know, have uncoming your asshole be a lady I’m just kidding. Or not I mean, you know, but like, what’s where’s he coming just like aiming his penis hold directly against the sheets like, hey, you’ve got yeah, I’m sure you can aim it somewhere, your belly, his belly. Anyway, good luck.

 

System  15:55

Here’s some ads. And we’re back.

 

Scott  16:00

Hi, Sarah. This is Scott, my dog Margo we both love you Margo’s heart though is is failing, and she’s on more medication. And it’s been frustrating lately, going to the vet where there are medicines that I can just stop in and pick up. But then suddenly now it’s like, oh, well, this one you need, you know, three days notice. And that’s fine except they never tell me these things until it’s already happening. Or they deliver this information with that, you know, rolling eyes. I work here at the vet every day. And I know this in and out, so how do you not know this random man that’s here only a couple times a year. And then just recently, I woke up and there was a bat flying around my bedroom. And by the time animal control, I was able to get them here. The guy is like, well, you know, after after six, they, you know, you know, I know, you know, they send your calls to a third party, and I had to resist being like, how would I know that? How would anyone know the ins and outs of animal control? I’ve never called you before, obviously, like, health care and other bureaucratic nonsense is already like this. It just feels like it’s spreading. And there’s a lot of frustration and assumptions. And I just wondered if you have encountered this yourself. Love the show, love you thanks.

 

Sarah Silverman  17:19

I mean, yeah, the prices for pet care are so bloated. I haven’t we took Sebi our big girl in when we um, and went for he she was sick, I can’t remember what. And we looked at the itemized bill and they had charge one of the things they gave her was a Pepcid $70 yeah, it’s like, we could have given her a Pepcid, like fuck you. We got the animal insurance and I you know, I think it’s worth it because it’s not much a year and Nami, for instance, had hurt her dog has needed surgeries, major surgeries, and thank God, she got the pet insurance that really really covered it. But um, yeah, they just fuckin charge you so much, you know, just like regular health care. And animal control, actually well, speaking of bats, I grew up in New Hampshire in the little house that we lived in, it was my mom. Our bedrooms were in the attic, and we had bats all the time would fly in. So I have an affinity for bats but it’s funny because a few months ago, our neighbor called and he was out of town. And his sister in law was staying at his house and she walked outside and there was a huge snake like a rattlesnake huge. Right on their front porch. And Rory and my best friend tall John who also lives a few houses down went Rory put on his Australian like Outback hat and tall John brightest swimming pool cleaning net pole thing. And they got it into a container. It’s not they’ve made a video of it, it was incredible, very scary. They pushed it like kind of into a container and close the lid and whole you know, holes in the lid and animal control got there and said it’s usually $500 but they’re only charging $200 because 300 of it was for capturing it and they had already done that, not the best story but just saying Rory and tall John are basically heroes, but they were hoping that they take the rattlesnake and like put it somewhere in a natural habitat, but um, I think they killed it. Oh, it was very sad. Oh, what else?

 

Nate  20:04

Hey, Sarah, it’s  your best friend, Nate. First I want to say thank you for all the great comedy over the years. And I love the way you’re now kind of morphing that into real conversation with a lot of kindness and compassion as you do. So my question for you is, but really some Bruce Springsteen’s autobiography said the way he would approach shows that, you know, in front of 50,000 people without imploding in a ball of anxiety, is the thing to yourself, it’s Only Rock and Roll but also at the same time, it’s the most important thing in the world I could be doing. And I wonder if you think that might apply to comedy as well, I think of people like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, and I’ll put you on that list to you coming up with these really great truths. But at the same time, it’s only comedy. So what do you think about that balance?

 

Sarah Silverman  20:52

I agree ,you know, I want to focus more on comedy every time I listen back to the show, I go, God, who do I think I am. But my power is comedy, and I want to embed myself in a deeper, I want to remember that that’s kind of that’s my power, you know, that how I best connect. And that’s what I want in life connection, you know, what the, but also the world is only the world, even the whole world and everything that’s going on in it. Truly, nothing matters. And I always say that’s what gets me into depression. And that’s always what lifts me out of it. Nothing matters, our lives are nothing. And they never even happened, we were never born what does that mean? I don’t know, I just mean, our lives are such, they’re not even a blip in the scope of time, and space. So like, you better make it as wonderful as you can have an experience for yourself. Because it’s what you know, my dad used to always say, and it’s so dark, but he he meant it. I feel like he meant it in a positive way, which was, we will all be forgotten. We will all be told even George Washington at some point will be totally forgotten. You can’t live your life chasing some legacy or some something that lives on beyond your own life. No, it doesn’t so for some people it does, maybe I touched you, maybe I you know, I learned from someone you know, Mr. Rogers has impacted my life so much. And he’s gone, and maybe someone I impact will then live on past me, whatever but who cares? You know, like, that’s not that can’t be the plan. The plan is just existence to the best existence you can have at this this one time on Earth for all we know, you know, but um, so it’s all really big. When it’s all nothing at all, to even everything that’s happening in the world and being devastated by it, and being all these things, it’s this just, this is just what is it? You know, so yeah, but yes, I will add this. And I think I said stuff I said, I think I talked about this before, but it’s like I was in such a bad, sad, riddled place with all this Middle East conflict, shit. And Chelsea Handler was just like, get get over yourself your job is comedy, and it’s important right now. And she’s right. I think so that’s, that’s what I’m trying to focus on. All right, what else, sorry.

 

Von  23:52

Ah, hello, Sarah. My name is Von. I’m from Carmen, Manitoba, Canada. I just wanted to leave this message. I’ve listened to your podcast for the last couple years. And just wanted to say, got me through a really, really dark time. During COVID, my 26 year old brother was found at my mom’s house a fentanyl overdose and yeah, I did everything I could, but I just couldn’t save him when we were very close. But through that time, and many months spent in a dark room, I found this podcast and I just wanted to say, oh, this pod. Because he never would have got back on a bed if it wasn’t for you. So I’m only 36 but I’ve loved you since I was a teenager. I’ve always understood your humor. And it’s always gotten me through some tough times, and yeah. I just want to say thank you.

 

Sarah Silverman  25:18

I’m so sorry, it’s so frustrating. You know, I’ve had friends overdose, not family members, but it’s so frustrating and you just are positive you could. There was, you know, I think you saying, I did everything I could, and there was nothing I could do to stop it is really healthy, because it because it’s true. And God, you just feel like, and this must be ego. You know, I just go, Oh, I could have said the right combination of words, you know, but it’s not true. And if even if it were true, it’s crazy to let yourself think it because there’s, there’s absolutely nothing you can do now. And there’s there really wasn’t anything you could have done. But God that sucks and, and I’m so grateful that I was that my podcast was a positive force in and getting, getting back into having your own life forgotten and living it, which is really important. And so oh, that makes me, I’m really glad that that that that would that we’ve always you’ve always connected with me and that was that was helpful. That’s awesome, thank you for calling in.

 

System  26:52

Here’s some ads. And we’re back.

 

Haley  26:57

Hi, Sarah, my name is Haley. I’m calling hoping for, I don’t know, like a little advice or just reassurance that I’m on the right path. So basically, I’m pregnant I’m expecting an April, I’m going to be a single mommy. And my question is about the father. So he was abusive, and our relationship ended when he threatened mine and our baby’s life, and then attempted to take his own in a very dramatic fashion in front of me, the cops were involved in everything. And I, I know that people can grow and change because I’ve done it myself. I haven’t always been this version of me who is I’m fucking awesome. And I’ve never really thought that before but I know. I’ve also been through a lot, just almost three decades of near constant trauma, a lot of sexual abuse family members and friends and other prominent males in life and whatever, and I’ve grown and I’ve changed, but also, he’s incredibly manipulative. And he’s changed and then been back to the same person, do I let him in her life or no?

 

Sarah Silverman  28:28

This is really hard, this may be above my paygrade. And I’m nervous to give you advice that that might not be good advice. Boy, I you know, my parents were both horribly abused by one of their parents, my mother by her mother, and my father by his father. And when we were kids, they allowed their parents to be in our lives. That was a choice that they made, they probably didn’t know that they had a choice. This is a very different situation. There isn’t a generation there isn’t a in here, you know, boy, it’s so tricky, he’s the father, I don’t know what his rights are but I as you were talking, my instinct was, yes, but as you kept talking, I thought, boy, I don’t know if you should open that door. I don’t know, I don’t know the answer I fucking wish I did, I wish I had something smart to share with you. Yes, people can change. Unless you really have proof, you know, people that you trust who are still around him, you know that say he is he really understands what he did and is absolutely not in that place anymore. I don’t know but yeah, I don’t think you have to I don’t know, the my final answer is I don’t know what the answer is to this. And I don’t know what the right thing to do is, my instinct is, there is not a reason to allow this person in your life or your baby’s life. That may be it as your kid gets older, they can make that choice. So you know, I’m not saying like, you should lie and say your dad died in the war, a hero or, you know, whatever they people would do way back when but um, I think you need to talk to a professional about this because maybe even more than one and get some perspectives, maybe this is a, you know, a big group therapy, because when you can find people who are in similar situations, you can learn so much that there is there is most certainly groups for women who have escaped abuse, abusive relationships. I’m so proud of you to be out of this relationship, first of all, and foremost. But um, yeah, I think you need to seek advice from people who have been there and who work with people who have been there. And that you can definitely find that got I would do a Google search for you right now. But I don’t know where in the world you are. But you can do that, of course. And, and good luck. And if you learn the answer, call in because I I’d be curious to know, I’m just stumped. I don’t I don’t know what the right thing is. All right, good luck, Haley.

 

31:46

Hey, Sarah, I was just listening to your most recent episode, because it was Elizabeth, by the way from New York.

 

Sarah Silverman  31:52

She sounds like she’s on a rocket.

 

31:55

Wrote in about the country song you and your sister Laura sang. And it was you were talking about the dog poop the white dog poop from the 70s. And funny enough, I also listened to the podcast Stuff You Should Know. And they just did a short episode on whatever happened to the white dog, oh, my God, and they referenced you in it. And I just listened to that, like, two days ago. And then here you are talking about it on your podcast today. And I smiled, because I love those examples of synergy. When the universe, even if it’s something really silly, kind of brings things together in a way that makes you feel like, it makes sense. And I was just wondering, if you like to notice those things, I would find it hard to believe that you did. And what some of your favorite examples of synergy are, because that is how I feel like some level on some level we’re being watched or taken care of, things make sense. Anyway, I love you. I love your podcast. I just am so happy that you’re back. And the bed wetter was one of my favorite things that I’ve seen in the theater in a long time, thanks.

 

Sarah Silverman  33:13

Thank you, synergy I don’t, that’s like I would need time to really think about examples of times I’ve noticed synergy. But the basic one that comes to mind is just like when you learn a new word. And then you hear it everywhere. Which I think doesn’t either it speaks to synergy, like you’re talking about, or how much we don’t notice the things we don’t understand until we understand them and then we see them everywhere. So like you learn a new word and all of a sudden you hear people using it. I don’t know that anything has changed or that that’s there’s some miraculous synergy or that you’re hearing it now because you’re aware of it like I’ve been working on interrupting people I interrupt people and I don’t like doing that, I fucking hate when people do that, and I do that and then I’ve been trying to notice it and I do it a lot and it’s not okay. But boy my sister Laura wrote that song she writes the best songs I’m so curious to learn what the answer is I’m gonna have to listen to that podcast about whatever happened to the white dog poop from the like 70s and 80s. You never see it anymore and it’s my guess is our this before I listened to it, it’s either we pick up after our dogs more now or we’re like nobody did growing up. Like dog shit is everywhere and are two, what we feed our dogs are healthier now and less like just filled with chemicals maybe or something to do with the environment itself. I don’t know it’s one of those, Catherine do you know, I feel like I’m seeing some stuff have been through the window there.

 

Sarah Silverman  33:52

Yeah, as I was gonna say ding ding ding on your second guess that we changed the diet for dogs. The cause was commercial dog food that was rich in beef and bone meal had a high calcium content. When calcium requirements were changed the color, consistency and smell of dog waste was forever changed.

 

Sarah Silverman  35:29

Wow, so it’s like the white is like calcification or am I conflating calcification with calcium?

 

Catherine  35:37

No, I think you’re right. I think that beef and bone meal was higher in calcium than it is today.

 

Sarah Silverman  35:43

In that funny how, you know more things than you think like, like even remembering that stupid line and going like, I think I said that. But it’s, um, it is interesting. Like, sometimes when I go I’m sure I’ve heard the answer to this, but I just don’t remember it or if I don’t remember, like someone’s name that I know and it’s driving me crazy. And I don’t want to look it up. And then I pretend to take the limitless pill from that Bradley Cooper movie Limitless that I fucking love it. I love any movie that where you like take a pill and use all of your brain or, you know, like Lucy, that other movie. I pretend to take the limitless pill because I go it’s somewhere in there. Like my mom was on a game show. In the 60s, called Concentration. She went with my dad on a buying trip for for his store for the store. And in New York went on this old a game show hosted by a guy named Hugh Downs. And she was 23, and she won the whole week. And she went back in one you know, like she just kept winning. She was 23 my mom was really smart, but like she never got to like, be smart because she just married a guy and became a housewife like you’re supposed to and had kids. She knew stuff she didn’t even know she knew we have furniture in our family. From that still there is a green velvet couch in Portland right now with my niece, Marilyn. And it’s just awesome because we grew up with it. It was in our house, it’s just it’s this couch won’t die, it’s the best couch ever I’ve had such so many hard sleeps on it anyway, I digress. But there was one question. And she just used to tell the story that during the commercial break Hugh Downs, you know, trying to be cool, like, you know, it was like, do you know what scuba sounds for? You know, asking this young pretty lady, you know, you know, scuba sounds far and she went and she didn’t think she did but she just went Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? And Hugh Downs went yeah, it was so mad. You’re so bummed to not impress this, this young woman, my mom anyway. All right, what else?

 

Kate  38:02

Hey, Sarah, this is Kate from Denver, Colorado. So happy your podcast is back on miscue. Alright have something that’s been haunting me and like eating away at me. My dad who’s a conservative Christian fuck of a guy. Has this little story that he was like at the UPS store standing in line, and it was cold, and some woman walked in with her like hard nipples. And the man behind him said, Oh, must be cold outside. And then like, looked at her nipples. In sort of like a degrading like, man way, you know? And he like, laughed about the story as he’s telling it to us. And I know that it’s weird, but it’s like, I want to come up with the best comeback for the woman whose nipples it was like, I heard your podcast yesterday. And you’re talking about how your mom doesn’t wear a bra. And I don’t wear a bra anymore. And so, and I breastfed two children, so it’s like my nipples are always just like, ready to go. So I don’t know, I just like I’m like, what would I say? What would be the perfect response or like come back and I would love to know what you would think or what you would say, alright, thanks so much, love you.

 

Sarah Silverman  39:28

I mean, I joke around a lot I like say graphic the graphic words for parts of bodies and everything in that is just so gross though to say to a woman you don’t know. Oh, it’s like it’s so like violated. I don’t know what what I’d say, it’s not you I’m just cold, my Pussy is bone dry. I guess he’s saying you are cold so it’s maybe she just say, well, I’ve nursed two children and so my nipples are they protrude more and I also don’t wear a bra so when I’m cold, you might see that evidence on my shirt. And when you point it out, it makes me feel so gross. Like, grossed out by you I mean, so. I don’t know, can you just tase him? I think what you should just say is I think she should just go be like, hey, my pussy is down here, sir. And it’s bone dry, because of you. No, I don’t no, I think that you should just be like, oh my god, I think you know, my dad.

 

Sarah Silverman  40:49

It’s like when someone beeps at me, like really angry behind me. I always look in my rear view mirror and pretend I recognize them and wave like, they start freaking out but they’ve just angrily honked at someone they know. Dad, we are winding down, this is the part of the podcast when I say send me your questions go to speakpipe.com/theSarahSilvermanpodcast and subscribe rate and review wherever you listen to podcasts because that helps us stay on the air. And there’s more of the Sarah Silverman podcast with Lemonada Premium subscribers get exclusive access to bonus questions like one from a poker player in Boston, who’s often the only woman at the table. Subscribe now in Apple podcasts. Thank you for listening to the Sarah Silverman podcast. We are a production of Lemonada media, Kathryn Barnes and Kryssy Pease produce our show. Our mix is by James Sparber. Additional Lemonada support from Steve Nelson, Stephanie Wittels Wachs and Jessica Cordova Kramer. Our theme was composed by Ben Folds and you can find me at @SarahKateSilverman on Instagram. Follow the Sarah Silverman podcast wherever you get your podcasts or listen ad free on Amazon music with your Prime membership.