What Your Underwear Says About You and Other Casey Rose Wilson Truths
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Actress, writer, director and podcaster Casey Rose Wilson joins SuChin and Kulap to go through the things she’s adding to cart to make it through the winter. Plus, after a long, one-week break without mentioning vaginas, they’re back! Everything you didn’t need to know about our underwear preferences.
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Transcript
SPEAKERS
Kulap Vilaysack, SuChin Pak, Casey Wilson
SuChin Pak 00:10
All right, everyone. Welcome to another edition of ADD TO CART.
Kulap Vilaysack
Now, at the time of this recording, SuChin. We have inaugurated our 46th President, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. And oh, I can’t wait to see this. Madam Vice President Kamala Harris. SuChin, how are we feeling? How are you feeling? What is your vibe, right now?
SuChin Pak
You know, I have two just two quick things to say. I was reading the other day, New York Magazine had on its cover and something about Wednesdays. Like think about the Wednesdays in January that we’ve had. The first Wednesday was the coup attempt. The second Wednesday was the impeachment. And then the third Wednesday, I mean, this is just January, we are just three Wednesdays into 2021. Is this inauguration. So there was that moment where I was just like, we are only in the third week of 2021.
Kulap Vilaysack
I know.
SuChin Pak
And I’m sure we’ll get to it. But for me, it’s Amanda Gorman.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yes, yes. Let’s, let’s talk about the inauguration. And we’ll quickly get to her.
SuChin Pak
Yeah.
Kulap Vilaysack
But I just want to talk about some highlights from the inauguration ceremony.
SuChin Pak
Go.
Kulap Vilaysack
Michelle Obama, come on, SuChin. So fierce and powerful and aubergine. Her hair perfectly laid out. Okay. In every way. There were so many monochromatic looks from Dr. Biden and Madam Vice President, Speaker Pelosi. Senator Klobuchar. I mean, I’m for it. It was vibrant. It was just it was sleek.
SuChin Pak
And it just felt like warrior wear. Do you know what I mean? It just felt like, here are the foot soldiers that are going to bring this country to its higher state.
Kulap Vilaysack 02:12
I love it. I love it. Senator Klobuchar is from my home state of Minnesota. And she truly SuChin embodies those 18 years that I spent there. She was joking, that accent, the look everything.
SuChin Pak
She was the bubble in the champagne. She was. It was a true balance, because you kind of needed someone like her. I think she did such a great job.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah, I loved his inaugural address.
SuChin Pak
Mm hmm.
Kulap Vilaysack
There are so many lines and sentiments that he said that I really, really respond to and the fact that like really seeing a leader who is competent, I am here for it. And I believe him. I believe him when he says that his whole soul is into it. And that matters, that too matters. And what else matters is of course, is justice Sonia Sotomayor, swearing in Kamala Devi Harris. Unfortunately, she did mispronounce her first name. Okay. That’s all right. But like the first black, first Asian, first woman to hold the Office of Vice President. Tears, SuChin. Tears.
SuChin Pak
Like today was like the first day that I went to, you know, look at the headlines, and there wasn’t dread. Just a sane conversation about bringing all of this energy into 2021. You know, there’s so much work to be done. And I think that that too, was something that I really felt from him that he was like, let’s get to work. Like, enough already with the petty arguments and the violence and can we disagree without going to war.
Kulap Vilaysack
The uncivil war.
SuChin Pak
Absolutely. Uncivil war. And so I just felt like this was a great, somber, joyous occasion, but it was met with the feeling that they’re ready to go to work.
Kulap Vilaysack 04:11
Yeah. And it was capped off with the poet Amanda Gorman. 22 years old, from Los Angeles. She read the inaugural poem; The Hill We Climb. It was just strong, intelligent, soulful, powerful, beautiful.
SuChin Pak
I was thinking about you the whole time.
Kulap Vilaysack
Why?
SuChin Pak
Because this has been, you know, I think that if people don’t already know it, politics for you, and your activism isn’t just like a badge that you, you know, flip around and you get, you know what I mean? It’s for you. It comes from like a really deep place of hope and change and your spirituality and all of that. So I know it was really tough. The first Wednesday was super tough and just thinking about a few weeks later here we are.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah it’s a new day we still have a lot of work to do.. But if I was going to pick an opponent I don’t look at our new president as an opponent but there are some things that we disagree on I know and he’s the person I want to work it out with. Like he’s the one that I want to push and pressure to make this country, the country that I still hope it can become.
SuChin Pak
Agreed.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah, so let’s get into ADD TO CART and as J-Lo saying, Let’s get loud.
Kulap Vilaysack
SuChin my first add to cart is a comment. It was a comment from a listener. And I add to cart what at @iammikebender had to say about our last episode and I think it’s important you know that we hear rebuttals, we hear other sides to the story now but you related to, well, Let me just read it. Let’s just read it.
SuChin Pak 06:22
Oh, we don’t have time to read this.
Kulap Vilaysack
Oh, sure we do.
Kulap Vilaysack
“Really enjoyed this week’s podcast laughed a lot. But as SuChin Pak’s husband, I think she only told half of the story regarding my dishwashing gloves, and I must lovingly offer a rebuttal. Number one, SuChin was right. I do like to wash dishes and I like to keep a really clean kitchen. However, I do eat my food before washing a pan or a dish”
SuChin Pak
Lies.
Kulap Vilaysack
“Number two, I need to explain that when SuChin is so called soaking. What this is in reality is straight up kitchen procrastination. She will soak a plastic bamboo bowl that has three grapes in it and a dish that has a few crumbs from a piece of toasted sourdough bread on it all night long. She also has been known to soak a saucepan that had some burnt rice on the bottom for over a week. I have even found some of those pans outside in the sun as if UV light was going to make a difference. Who ends up dealing with these dishes and pans? First thing in the morning I asked you, just guy with murder gloves.” Number three. Do you want to say anything about that or?
SuChin Pak
No, I believe UV light does a lot of miraculous things, go on.
Kulap Vilaysack
Number three. Let me tell you a bit about how she does the dishes. Should I continue?
SuChin Pak
Go on. Go on, let him tell you what his science is, go on.
Kulap Vilaysack
She will place a wet bowl or cup flat on the counter so that no air could possibly reach the moisture, which leads to a delightfully moldy cup or bowl in the morning. Number four. When she puts things in the dishwasher, she will stack them, pile on formation style so that no water or soap in the dishwasher can actually access the dirty dishes. So in the morning, the dishes are just as dirty as they went into the dishwasher and I end up cleaning those along with a bowl that she had three grapes in it. So when you ask the question of why my hands were getting so dry, I think you need to consider all of those extra dishes that I need to wash. Three grapes, Kulap. No joke.
SuChin Pak 08:50
There’s half-truths, non-science, science fiction if you will. Kitchen procrastination. What is that? That’s not a thing. You can’t just put something out there and say it’s a thing and it’s not a thing. Is kitchen procrastination a thing? No, it doesn’t exist, that doesn’t exist.
Kulap Vilaysack
Does the pile on formation exist?
SuChin Pak
Fine, the pile on formation exists. I don’t know how a dishwasher works; I don’t know what the as you know you use your dishwasher but you know damn well we did not grow up with dishwashers in our Asian households. They were there for..
Kulap Vilaysack
For drying.
SuChin Pak
Yeah it was a drying rack with the door on it.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah, so okay.
SuChin Pak
So, I pile it on, their clean.
Kulap Vilaysack
The content in which we are talking right now is delighting me to no end.
SuChin Pak
He’s gonna hear this and feel so satisfied. So seen, so heard and I think you Kulap. Because you will have added just a little bit more warmth to my marriage that I don’t have to add. You know what I mean? So, sister wise you know, it takes a village.
Kulap Vilaysack
It takes a village.
SuChin Pak
It takes a village
Kulap Vilaysack
What have you added to cart?
SuChin Pak 10:00
Well, so I’ve added some things to cart. And I’m just going to bring up one. This is an Add To Cart sub category. This probably isn’t me. But I just want to like, feel more just anything just alive, glamour, whatever it is. And so I started to see all these ads in my feed for magnetic eyeliner, and lashes. Have you seen this?
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah, and I always wondered if they work.
SuChin Pak
Now I’m a person who I once got the lash extensions years ago and immediately hated it. Like I was clawing at my eyes. You know, putting olive oil trying to get rid of them didn’t know that I had to go back to the place to get rid of them professionally. So I am not a person who wears false eyelashes but like a lot of women, you know, sometimes having a bold lash is all you need. And then you’re out the door.
Kulap Vilaysack
100% I’ve just Chinese eyelashes, they’re just straight out just a bunch of diving boards spaced out and wearing eyelashes. It just I was later recording because I was attempting to put on fake lashes. Wants to give us a little fun. I was like, Oh no, it’s two o’clock. gotta come downstairs. So yes, I’m excited about this.
SuChin Pak
I purchase the least expensive ones because I just wanted to actually see if they were comfortable and easy to use and you put on the eyeliner, it’s a liquid eyeliner and you let it dry. I have it on right now. And it’s a magnet, and then the eyelashes stick to it. Now, when I tried them this weekend, I put them on and I went to Mike and I said “What do you think?” And he said, “You look like one of those women in Grey Gardens. That is growing a caterpillar on your eye.” I said “Thank you” and he laughed and he laughed. He laughed and he laughed and he said, “You look insane.” But anyway, so I’m going to put on, I’m going to put them up for you. I’ve got the liquid eyeliner on. I this is hard to do without a mirror. I mean, it looks crazy. But do you see it’s totally on? And it stays on the eyeliner. These were $8, for three of them.
Kulap Vilaysack 12:27
They’re eight bucks for one pair or did it multiple pairs?
SuChin Pak
No, multiple pairs. You have three pairs and you can use their magnetic so you reuse them.
Kulap Vilaysack
Oh my goodness.
SuChin Pak
It totally works. So is it me.
Kulap Vilaysack
You know what I mean? Like what’s not you is like they’re snuffleupagus size. But if you get one that are shorter, yes, it’s you.
SuChin Pak
I can’t believe it works.
Kulap Vilaysack
I think that’s really cool. That’s really cool.
SuChin Pak
That’s my add to cart.
Kulap Vilaysack
So let’s take a quick break and we will be back with a special guest, Casey Wilson.
Kulap Vilaysack
We have an amazing guest with us. She is star of both small and large screen
Casey Wilson
Co-star.
SuChin Pak
She’s also fat checking go on. Multitasking.
Kulap Vilaysack
She’s number one on my call sheet. She is a podcaster She is an actor, a singer. A person who lives for celebration. A person who adds things to cart. One of my dearest friends please please give it up. For Casey Rose Wilson.
Casey Wilson
Hello, What a beautiful intro I I’ve never been more at home and happy to be anywhere. Hello ladies.
SuChin Pak
Welcome to our warm bath. You know what I mean? This is what it is. It’s a warm welcome, the temperature is exactly for you. And only you and we welcome you.
Kulap Vilaysack 14:07
Now SuChin, you’re not aware but Casey. She loves the bath.
Casey Wilson
Well, SuChin when you said that I felt even more so in a warm bath. And when you mentioned the temperature my father likes to say he doesn’t prefer a hot tub. He wants to talk tub and that’s the temperature we all want to stay in and keep chatting.
Kulap Vilaysack
Now Casey, you are somebody I go to really kind of endorse the things that I buy just the other day. I thought I you know was gonna get a yes when I sent her a screengrab of a Gucci, large brimmed denim, sun hat and..
Casey Wilson
With the logo all over it.
Kulap Vilaysack
And she said, I hate to tell you this, but no, she’s like, I think you should ask SuChin and I did ask SuChin because I knew it would be a deeper no and you know that’s the you know, you take your feedback when you ask for it, okay?
Casey Wilson
It’s hard for me to say no to people because they come to me specifically knowing that I’m a person of excess and indulgence I will be broke soon when you sent me that I actually sent the link along to your team just so everyone could see exactly because that was my take out of card was this shockingly large brimmed beset with the logo everywhere, jean sun hat.
Kulap Vilaysack
Denim.
Casey Wilson
Denim sun hat.
Kulap Vilaysack
SuChin. Before you annihilate me, just pointing out that it’s eco-washed. And I’d love you to take that into what you’re about to say.
SuChin Pak
What does eco wash mean? Listen, you know what, this is what I think correct me if I’m wrong, but actually don’t here is the yarn that I will spin on what happened last night with Kulap. She was very excited, pre-inauguration. And those vibes, those tingly vibes she’s alive, she’s here, she’s breathing the air and she just, she just had a moment of pure joy and bliss and she said how do I celebrate this moment? What do I purchase to really mark this freedom, this coming out if you will.
Kulap Vilaysack 16:12
The clouds have parted. The dark clouds have parted. Now the sun is really shining. I’m going to need a brimmed hat.
Casey Wilson
And I’m going to need to spend $650 on a hat that looks terrible on the model.
SuChin Pak
By the way, the model is so unhappy that she got this gig she was like I was looking for a bee motif. I was looking tiger balm; you know bomber jacket.
Casey Wilson
The horse buckle shoe, she thought something different was coming her way.
Kulap Vilaysack
You guys I’m seeing it now. She was miserable, she looks miserable you guys, she does look miserable.
SuChin Pak
Her name is Prudence. Prudence come and put on this eco washed denim hat.
Kulap Vilaysack
Okay, I’m seeing that now.
SuChin Pak
So, it’s a momentary lapse, momentary lapse and you rightfully shut it down because as girlfriends we support each other in our you know rejoicing moments and then also in the moments where we have to stop the credit card from proceeding, you know?
Kulap Vilaysack
And you guys feel this as a sorrow and I’m hearing that. I just want to ask you if I were to find it for, you know.
Casey Wilson
I don’t care if you found it for $1. No, Kulap. I will just to redeem you, if I may move on to something that I have in my car but I would like your opinions on if I should get, that Kulap inspired. It’s quite a pretty penny. So that is why what my hesitation is. But I think it’s so symbolic of joy but it’s also you’ve given up if you’re buying it. So it’s a lot going on. And that is a Balsam Hill Douglas Fur Fake Multi Lighted Nine Foot Christmas Tree.
Kulap Vilaysack
Well, I disagree, you to me..
Casey Wilson
For a $1,000+
Kulap Vilaysack 18:00
That’s well you will have it for a decade to come, decades.
Casey Wilson
But you’re saying to yourself I no longer even need to fucking go to the store like go out and do that ritual to get a tree and smell it in my home. But I know it’ll look great.
Kulap Vilaysack
Both of you know I have two artificial trees in my home and two of them went up one in my bedroom. And Casey I’m just gonna give the listeners some insight and SuChin. Is Casey had to have two real trees this year because.
Casey Wilson
I hope you’re not going to mention that.
Kulap Vilaysack
Well, I mean we got to bring it up because it her tree. It got, it dried. It dried before it’s service was finished.
Casey Wilson
Because I got it literally right before Thanksgiving. The window I put it in as a picture window. Beautiful, only obvious spot for it and the sun throbs through in this hellhole of Los Angeles that we live in. And it dried up at about December 10. And I said to myself, No, not this year. So then now here’s my second time and I said I’m not even gonna bring my kids I’m going by myself. That’s weird. And I picked out a second life tree took down all the ornaments, and we did a second decorating and I stand behind it.
Kulap Vilaysack
Well, I mean, is that the ritual you want?
Casey Wilson
We’re gonna have a dry tree this year.
Kulap Vilaysack
Look, that’s not the ritual you want to repeat. You get that great Balsam Hill, which is of course my brand, looks real. And you light up a candle, you light up a first scented candle, and you’re good to go. And you want to keep that tree from Christmas to Easter. You can. You can
Casey Wilson
And it can be colored lights or white, you told me. With a flick of a switch.
Kulap Vilaysack
That’s right. And you’re like, Oh, I like white. And then a minute later you’re like, No, I don’t. Just like that. The power that you have. SuChin go ahead.
SuChin Pak
Yeah, how tall is this tree?
Casey Wilson 20:00
I mean I need it and I don’t mean to brag an eight- or nine-footer.
SuChin Pak
Okay, so it’s an eight- or nine-footer. And just out of curiosity, practical purposes, I’m just taking inventory. Where does one store, does it come apart?
Casey Wilson
It is so easy. You literally snap it on and then you fill up the branches. I mean, it’s up in 10 minutes.
Kulap Vilaysack
Up in 10 minutes and then just..
Casey Wilson
Be honest with yourself and be honest with your listeners and this listenership you’ve cultivated, dig deep here. Do you look at the tree and forget that it’s fake? Or in the back of your mind and harder you’re like, I know, it’s fake. Like, does it impede your coziness and your tourists like ability to hibernate?
Kulap Vilaysack
Of course not. And I’m looking for next year to have a third tree.
Casey Wilson
A third fake one?
Kulap Vilaysack
A third fake one. Yeah.
Casey Wilson
So you forget like when you’re watching a TV show, being an actress and you really know like the behind the scenes, but you can just watch.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah, that’s right. I know how the sausage is made. And guess what? Mama likes her sausage. Okay. So add to cart. now’s a good time. I’m sure they are on sale. Are there any other things that you’ve added to cart recently that you’d like to share with us?
Casey Wilson
Yeah, this is a stranger one. Now this one I’m gonna buy but I’m curious for opinions. It is the quote. Sega Homestar Original Black Home Planetarium Star Projector.
SuChin Pak
Okay, I didn’t see that coming. Go on.
Casey Wilson
Nobody did, okay? What it promises is a faithful northern hemisphere of 60,000 twinkling stars. When you pop it in your room now this is for me, not my children.
SuChin Pak
Oh, that changes everything. Hold on. Hold on. Let me back up the real here. In your bedroom? In your boudoir? Or in your bedroom?
Casey Wilson
In my boudoir, yeah.
SuChin Pak
That you share with a partner?
Casey Wilson
I do.
SuChin Pak
Okay, continue.
Casey Wilson
if the kids see it, that’s great. But it is so beside the point. If they wander through? Fine.
Kulap Vilaysack 22:07
This is very, very reminiscent of SuChin purchasing a German Glass water pitcher with floating goldfish for her children. But they may not ever touch it.
SuChin Pak
You fill it with water. And then you think is there a goldfish in my bowl? No, that’s glass blown. It’s flown in from Germany. And it’s just a beautiful, whimsical way to serve water to the children and nobody’s allowed to touch that except me. No one, you can look at it.
Kulap Vilaysack
She wrapped it up at Christmas.
SuChin Pak
Yeah.
Casey Wilson
Were they excited? When they opened it?
SuChin Pak
No. But when they sensed mama’s enthusiasm, and it was an aggressive enthusiasm with a sharp edge, they immediately, they immediately went to smiles. They love it. They know they’re not allowed to touch it. It’s at all times on the table to then just be able to filled with water with ice tea with lemonade.
Casey Wilson
Yes, I know how a pitcher works.
Kulap Vilaysack
Okay, but SuChin I am surprised you would allow acid from lemonade to be in that.
SuChin Pak
Oh, I do it and then I do a quick wash, you know, just to make sure that the color doesn’t fade.
Casey Wilson
There it is.
Kulap Vilaysack
I mean let’s swing back to the Sega Homestar Original Black Home Planetarium.
SuChin Pak
Yes, okay so continue.
Casey Wilson
We so do not need to spend a lot of time on this but what all I will say is January and February very depressing months for me because as you know, I love Christmas. So here comes January with it. A global pandemic and us being at the epicenter it’s colder we have nothing to look forward to like I get a little bump off Valentine’s Day. But for me the star machine and planetarium personalized. It brings a little magic, that’s what I’m looking for is to carry on and there is a function where you could have a shooting star come at random times you don’t know when it’s coming It’s not like every two minutes and you can make a quick wish.
SuChin Pak 24:08
You could still, it counts.
Casey Wilson
Not my children again, now for me.
SuChin Pak
This actually looks pretty legit. If this picture of a galaxy sky on a matte black background with occasional shooting stars that you can wish upon is actually the promise that it delivers? I say go for it.
Casey Wilson
Now, will I set it up? No. Will I take it out of the box? Probably not.
Kulap Vilaysack
Wait hold on. Let’s do it.
Casey Wilson
Guys. I have a bin. A plastic bin. Again as our friend June Diane says if you’re looking for relatability, you won’t find it here.
Kulap Vilaysack
That’s everybody’s notice.
Casey Wilson
That’s you’re on notice but tried to stay grounded with my global success and I haven’t. But there is my sea level success. There’s a plastic bin out in front of my house for all of my Amazon purchases and things and I again, so sorry for what I’m saying I feel this is not gonna be received well, but we do have an assistant, I don’t want to come in the house. And because of COVID. So [UNCLEAR] she’s wonderful, she’ll unpack things and put them in this bin. And so for me, it’s like, oh, wow, what’s in the bin. And then things will just sit in that bin because I’m a piece of shit.
Casey Wilson
I take them out eventually. But I’m telling you three months later, and I’m rifling through the bin like, it’s my clothes, like, I’m too lazy to bring things up. So I’ll be like, where’s my shampoo and I go outside, and I rifle around. So I hope this makes it up. And I hope it plugs in and I hope for a lot of things for it.
SuChin Pak
But we’re not sure. We’re not sure.
Kulap Vilaysack
It’s good to have goals for 2021.
Casey Wilson
Feel free to cut that part about, you know.
Kulap Vilaysack
Oh, no, that’s staying in and it’s that image of you is sort of, you know, a humanoid raccoon rifling through her.
Casey Wilson
Rifling through someone who’s a shopaholic to fill a deep void.
Kulap Vilaysack 26:00
Casey, thank you so much for coming on. You’re the best. Casey’s hit podcast. BITCH SESH is on the Earwolf network. You host that with our dear friend Daniel Schneider.
Casey Wilson
Yes.
Kulap Vilaysack
Casey, will you come back and visit us?
Casey Wilson
Absolutely. Could I just give a one line Add To Cart for every gal out there just one line. That has been life changing and I don’t feel I was made aware of this product. I had to search it and find it and it changed my life. So I used to have such an anger at that company Hanky Panky for underwear. I mean an anger I I’ve written them a letter of like their one size is like ridiculous. It’s so uninclusive. It made me so upset and angry. Because I knew with my eyes that I needed those thongs but I also knew I couldn’t they didn’t fit.
SuChin Pak
Wait is the concept of Hanky Panky just one size?
Casey Wilson
It’s one size.
SuChin Pak
And that one size is..
Casey Wilson
It’s like feels like a four, six maybe? I mean, I can fit them but it was like digging in and it just made me feel bad about myself. I hate, hated that company. They have plus sized Hanky Panky. And I’m telling you it’s a smoothest thong you ever did feel.
Kulap Vilaysack
Where are you wearing thongs to at this time?
Casey Wilson
Every day?
Kulap Vilaysack
Every day?
Casey Wilson
You guys are wearing a full-bodied panty?
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah.
Casey Wilson
Full bottoms?
SuChin Pak
Yeah. I got what’s what you would probably call a biker short on all times.
Casey Wilson
Wait, you’re kidding?
SuChin Pak
It goes from underboob to just mid-thigh.
Casey Wilson
A spank?
SuChin Pak
No, doesn’t have any technology and it’s just like a cotton underwear. I like a full bottom.
Casey Wilson
You really want it covered.
SuChin Pak
I want it covered. I like to feel like this is a little bit dark. But should you know a moment arise where there was an attacker they, had to really get through a lot. You know what I mean? Like I just want to be constantly. Is that too dark?
Casey Wilson
Wow. I guess when I plugged Hanky Panky thong I wasn’t thinking about rapist. Is the cotton rolling down a lot. Is that annoying?
SuChin Pak 28:05
No, never. No. Cotton sits high sits tight.
Casey Wilson
Is there elastic?
SuChin Pak
There’s elastic. It is elastic. It’s warm. It’s..
Casey Wilson
Warm? Never been looking for warmth out of my underwear.
SuChin Pak
Oh, really? I often look for warmth out of all of my garments. Is that just me?
Casey Wilson
Would you send me a link to that later down the line? I just want..
SuChin Pak
You’re going to be horrified.
Casey Wilson
I just want to feel you’re talking about. Now I wear a full bodied bottomed humungous undie for bed that like comes out. It’s so huge. It just makes me feel so thin and good. And they’re nude colored. They’re disgusting. But I love that for nighttime. But I’m telling you these Hanky Panky thongs feel like you’re wearing nothing.
Kulap Vilaysack
Okay. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Casey Wilson
Kulap, you’re wearing a full bottom?
Kulap Vilaysack
I like, it’s the MeUndies. I’m wearing MeUndies, they’re a pair of underwear that have a Wonder Woman printed on them. Scott has a matching pair that I purchased him and it’s a high waist but it’s got it’s cheeky, the cheeky butt.
Casey Wilson
And you don’t find that little more annoying?
Kulap Vilaysack
I don’t want floss but twixt my cheeks.
Casey Wilson
Okay, and you don’t mind the way it shows through your pants?
Kulap Vilaysack
I mean, who was looking at me right now? Nobody. nobody’s looking at me.
Casey Wilson
Thank you all.
Kulap Vilaysack
Love you, Casey.
SuChin Pak
Casey, thank you so much.
Casey Wilson
Love you guys. I love your podcast. Thank you for having me. I’m honored to have been a second guest
SuChin Pak
Hey, everybody, welcome back to ADD TO CART.
Kulap Vilaysack
Claire just shared that she doesn’t wear underwear.
SuChin Pak
Who?
Kulap Vilaysack
Claire.
SuChin Pak
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, hold on. Did I miss something where under you don’t wear underwear when you shower?
Kulap Vilaysack
No.
SuChin Pak
You don’t have underwear on right now? Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Are we recording? Because I need to understand this.
Kulap Vilaysack
Get on like.
SuChin Pak
Our producer Claire just shared to us. After our conversation, hilarious conversation about Hanky Panky with Casey that she doesn’t wear any underwear ever. Now, what the fuck? Like when did this start?
Kulap Vilaysack
Pandemic, okay.
SuChin Pak
This is a recent decision. It’s even better. That’s even better because it’s completely deranged and you stop, you stop doing it because you just were like, who cares? I’m not going anywhere.
Kulap Vilaysack
She was uncomfortable.
SuChin Pak
Underwear? Underwear is uncomfortable?
Kulap Vilaysack
Sounds like she’s gonna have to process for a little bit and come back to you.
SuChin Pak
Okay. Okay. Okay. Because I’m trying to think about what, first of all, I probably change my underwear no less than four times a day. Four on average.
Kulap Vilaysack
Okay, what are you talking about?
SuChin Pak
How many times do you change your underwear?
Kulap Vilaysack
Zero.
SuChin Pak
Really?
Kulap Vilaysack
Our whole show plan is getting tossed out the window right now.
SuChin Pak
Why do I changed my underwear four times. I mean, like three or four times. Yeah.
Kulap Vilaysack
Walk me through your day.
SuChin Pak
Well, okay, I wake up and I have to change my underwear because it’s the underwear I slept in.
Kulap Vilaysack
Okay, make sense. Yep.
SuChin Pak
Okay, so in the morning, I like to have a fresh pair.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yes, me too.
SuChin Pak
And then after my first meal, I have by then I’ve been moving around and maybe I’ve been doing a little bit of cleaning. I’ve had a lot of tea and dribble drabbles I don’t like to feel like I you know; I don’t like to feel moistness in my underpants. So I like to do, I like to do a mid-change. Then in the late afternoon. I like to do a sauna or you know, usually or I’ll do my seven minutes you know, and so when I do a jumping jack every time a jumping jack, I dribble drabble and then who’s going to bed in not clean underwear. Like Chris, I saved my cleanest underwear for bedtime. I mean, you change your socks when you go to bed correct?
Kulap Vilaysack 32:53
I’m not wearing socks to bed. Are you wearing socks to bed? How many times you change your socks a day?
SuChin Pak
I change my socks at least two. If I’m out a lot three times a day. I changed my sock I’d like to have a clean pair of socks and a clean pair of underwear when I go to bed when I wake up. I like to take all of that off and I like to put my daytime socks on new pair of underwear. I have nighttime socks and I have daytime socks.
Kulap Vilaysack
And then you sleep with socks on because you are, you’re a tiny woman and you need to keep heat, right?
SuChin Pak
Yes in the ayurvedic I’m that, I’m that one that’s always cold. There’s always a draft.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yes. You’re an Ally McBeal. You’re a Calista Flockhart.
SuChin Pak
Yes.
Kulap Vilaysack
Okay, all right.
SuChin Pak
I had a boyfriend once say that. I was the first woman that he ever dated that put on more clothes to go to bed than to get dressed in the morning and I said you’re correct. I like a mock turtleneck when I go to bed. I have been known to wear two pairs of pants to bed
Kulap Vilaysack
I don’t understand you said like long johns and then a pajama tops?
SuChin Pak 34:03
I’ll do like Yes, exactly. I’ll do like a thin legging. And then I’ll put like more of like a loose pant. Because sometimes pajama pants they don’t have the elastic on the ankle as tight as I like it. So what I like to do is put on a pant underneath it so should the pajama pant right up. There’s another pant there to catch any draft. And so my sleep socks are therefore a lot thicker. And they have a lot more at the top than my day socks because I like to make sure there’s no draft so there’s it. Anyway, it’s not that unusual.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah, you know, and that terms and words their relative, right?
SuChin Pak
But do you understand now why I changed my underwear.
Kulap Vilaysack
I do. I do. I do understand. And I do feel that I’ve got closer to you and I’ve really gotten and again, I always will thank you for sharing your intimate details. Because they are very intimate. They are very, they’re illuminating. Thank you.
SuChin Pak
Well, you know, when you dribs and drabs, it’s a totally different game. Listen, if I was as young as Claire is free jumping around with no dribs and drabs, maybe I too, would be free in the wind. But I need to keep my stuff, you know, bundled up and drawstrings.
Kulap Vilaysack
Okay.
SuChin Pak
Let’s move on.
SuChin Pak
So, listen, we are just loving the flood of DMs and comments. It’s just fun and exciting, cuz we do this and you forget that then it goes out to people, they listen to it, and they get to hear about how many times I changed my underwear a day, you know? Anyway, so we wanted to share and respond to a couple.
Kulap Vilaysack 36:05
Yeah, they get to
SuChin Pak
Receive that information, along with my father-in-law who listens every week. Anyway, so we’re gonna respond to some of them. So I think, Kulap. You have something right?
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah. Well, the first is from Claire, not our Claire, not our producer. It won’t always be people we know and that our Add To Cart team. Claire says, “Hi, ladies. My parents will buy Albanese gummy bears at Sprouts on sale. Cheaper than Amazon.” And which, by the way, good to know. Thank you. “And they store them in those takeout containers. Those takeout soup containers. It keeps them fresh for much longer. Love to hear some crazy frugal Asians keeping it real strong-arm emoji.”
SuChin Pak
Oh my gosh.
Kulap Vilaysack
Which is like, oh yeah, I have a lot of those takeout soup containers.
SuChin Pak
That’s what they’re there for.
Kulap Vilaysack
Now, of course, as you guys know, I think I mentioned that my bag is gone. I gave at least 2.5 pounds to Bridger Winegar of I said no gifts. But in our in our comments. Somebody was talking about how they’re sour gummy bears are quality. So maybe she’s diving back into that gummy pool.
SuChin Pak
All right, we have another message. The second one we got is from Laura, who asks, “What brand are we talking for the guasha stone? I’m very intrigued.”
Kulap Vilaysack
Where did you get your, SuChin?
SuChin Pak
So if you absolutely want to go with a trusted, you know, guasha and all of the kind of the oils, check out lanshin.com. She’s a facialist. And she’s an expert in this. She gives amazing tutorials.
Kulap Vilaysack
Oh, cool.
SuChin Pak
But all of her stuff is super curated. She knows what she’s talking about. And you can get guasha tools there as well. And that’s at treatment by Lanshin.
Kulap Vilaysack 38:07
I have one, I got from our dear friend and inspiration Naomi Scott. And she got me the Wilding guasha.
SuChin Pak
Yeah.
Kulap Vilaysack
But to talk about what guasha is and I mean, I didn’t know that. That’s what my parents were practicing. On me when I was a child when they would take tiger balm and a quarter when I was sick, and put tiger stripes on my back and my chest. I didn’t know that that was what it was. But that’s essentially what it is, is you’re just like putting pressure upon the skin and..
SuChin Pak
Yeah, you just use a quarter.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah. That wasn’t facial but I mean, it was you know, they were really scraping the old body. It looks rough. It looked rough as a kid.
SuChin Pak
Yeah, may for our less, less experienced hands.
Kulap Vilaysack
There you go there.
SuChin Pak
We’ll use the proper tool. Not a quarter.
Kulap Vilaysack
Not so hard. Not so hard.
SuChin Pak 39:10
Easy on the tiger balm.
Kulap Vilaysack
Easy. Easy. Easy.
Kulap Vilaysack
We’ll be back next week. For more ADD TO CART. Send us your DMs Follow us on at @AddToCartPod. Follow at @iammikebender
SuChin Pak
Oh my God. He’s just gonna love that. Are you kidding me? You’re giving him too much, Kulap. You’re giving him too much. And continue to you know, we get your messages. We caught your comments. We tried to reply oh my gosh, next week, we have to do some of these fantastic reviews. Like we’ve been texting each other screenshots of reviews on our podcast and they’re also just so many gems in there. So anyway, we love you guys. Tell all your friends least the ones who care about the stuff that we’re talking about rate review.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah, and thank you to Casey Wilson for joining us.
SuChin Pak
Of course.
Kulap Vilaysack
We will see you next week, byeeeeeeeeeee.
CREDITS
ADD TO CART is a production of Lemonada Media. Our producer is Claire Jones and our editor is Ivan Kuraev. The music is by Wasahhbii and produced by La Made It and Oh So Familiar with additional music by APM music. Executive producers are Kulap Vilaysack, SuChin Pak, Jessica Cordova Kramer and Stephanie Wittels Wachs. Be sure to check out all the items we mentioned today on our Instagram at @AddToCartPod. Also, please take a moment to rate review and subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcast.
