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Instead of saying ‘sorry,’ this week Mohanad, Kiki, and Hoja flip the script and say ‘thank you’ to the friends, family, and food that helped get them through the year. In this special Thanksgiving episode, hear your hosts thank everyone and everything from Chris Pratt to Stacey Abrams, group chats to COVID vaccines, family members to bagel store employees. Plus, Mohanad explains why Uber Eats needs to send him a thank you this year.

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SPEAKERS

Kiki Monique, Mohanad Elshieky, Hoja Lopez

Hoja Lopez  00:08

I’m Hoja Lopez and this is I’M SORRY, a podcast about apologies. And this week, I have been mixing patterns like a magical fashion bitch. I did polka dots on top with plaid on the bottom. And I felt very proud of my outfit and that a little girl literally drew a picture of me while I was out in the park and then stopped me and gave it to me.

Mohanad Elshieky 

This is Mohanad Elshieky and this week no one drew me. And I did not draw anyone today. So you know, I use the subway a lot. And I always see these videos of like people like you know, like someone coming to you after, you know, you’ve been there for like few stops and handing you a picture of yourself that they sketched or drew whatever, been taking the subway specifically for that, like not even going anywhere. I just spent two hours and like maybe someone will finally do it. So far nothing, I only get yelled at by people who do not know how to draw.

Kiki Monique 

And I’m Kiki Monique. And I did not think there was a reality show I did not know about but I have discovered one that I had not heard about. And it has three seasons, which means I can get my binge on. It’s called Welcome to Plathville. And it is the weirdest reality show I’ve ever watched about a family living in Georgia that doesn’t have TVs has never eaten sugar has like, you know, 20 family members. And they all look like sort of like, have you seen Children of the Corn, very blond and blue eyed. They all look like that. It’s really weird. But I’m excited to get into this new series.

Hoja Lopez

Bit of a cult vibe, like, a strange area cult in the country. Honestly, that’s one of those things, really, you drive cross country and you accidentally like plow it into somebody’s like, you know, like driveway or something. And then the whole family comes out and they look like that you’re like I’m in a horror movie. Zip me up, tie me up, because I’m done. I’m dead. So usually on this podcast, we say sorry, but this time around, we’re going to say thank you for Thanksgiving, we’re going to do three rounds. just choosing different people in different, you know, things in our life that we’re grateful for, want to say thank you to. And this round, will each go and talk about somebody in our real lives that we want to say thank you to. So this time around, I have chosen my sister Irene. Because well, first of all, she’s a deranged person. And that is always helpful for..

Kiki Monique  02:44

That’s an interesting way to start off with thank you.

Hoja Lopez 

Yeah, just new fresh ideas into your life excitement, you know, she just has, she, you know, is a very genuine person and her genuine things that she’s into an interested in art crazy. And I’ll tell you, so she’s an art therapist. And she basically brought me and my mom to the beach one day, like a couple months ago. And she put us through this like clay making exercise where she gave us each a ball of clay. And then we just thought about what the relationship between the three of us meant to ourselves, like, we’re swirling our brains, and we’re supposed to create this art piece based on just our relationship. And then we each took a turn and kind of explained our art piece. And then the other people took a turn, saying what they felt our art piece like represented to them. And you guys, it was crazy. But it was just the sweetest, like most amazing experience I had with my sister. And she just brings like weird shit into my life. You know, you just always have to say thank you to the people who are like, think different and bring things into your life that you would not normally like just gravitate towards.

Kiki Monique  04:08

I envy the energy of like art teachers, like people just in art, because just like, their whole vibe in life is like not who I am. I’m like kind of the opposite. Like I tried to be more laid back, but I’m pretty intense. And they can really just sort of work through things and make you feel, I just, I love that.

Hoja Lopez 

She’s very sweet. And I’m just like, grateful that she, I mean, I’m the kind of person that I’m like, if people talk to me about the Tarot. I’m like, why are we reading cards? Who are you talking about? Like, I have no idea. I’m just like a very practical, rational, functional person and she just brings the strange esoteric sage shit vibe to my life.

Mohanad Elshieky

Yeah, yeah, I wish I was that kind of person but I am a not. Well, I can do mine. Mine has nothing to do with art. And it’s not about this here. It’s just like I was like, who in my life has done the, you know, the most. And when I used to live in Portland, Oregon, two years ago, there was a bagel shop by what I used to live. And I used to go there. And you know, there was this person who, he’s from Minnesota, and he’s a big fan of the Vikings. The football team. Now, I’ve never watched football. I know none of the roles. But for some reason, my debit card has the Vikings football team on it. Okay, now you’re asking why? Well, when I was at Portland State, their team was the Vikings. And when I went to get my debit card, and they were like, what do you want to pick? And it was like, it was a US bank on campus. So what I said was, you know what, I’ll get the Vikings. I was like, you know what I want to blend in this school spirit. But what I did not know what they meant the Minnesota Vikings. So for a long time, I just had the Vikings on.

Mohanad Elshieky  06:16

So what I’m trying to say is like was buying bagels, from that, man, he thought I was a Vikings fan like himself. Wow. And I kept that like, going for two years. Literally never even watched the games. Like I would just look at the scores. And obviously the reason I did this, because every time they won, or he was happy, I would get free bagels. So every time the Vikings won, I just go there and just talk about it. And like in a way that makes it sound like you know, I know what’s going on. But I mean, he gets to talk about, you know, the Vikings won. And he’s very happy about it and all of that. And I get to have whatever bagel I want. And two years after that, like he you know, he moved to some other job. And I have no idea why he did not leave me in that […] But I just wanted to thank that man for all of those free bagels that he gave to someone who’s a big liar. Who lied to him for two years. I mean, maybe he knew I was lying to him. He just wanted someone to talk to, who knows, really. So I guess I’ll thank him. And he also needs to thank me. I’m sure no one else wanted to talk to him about the fucking Vikings.

Hoja Lopez 

Well, can you imagine moving like 2000 miles away? And then you meet somebody from your village? You know what I mean? Like, you’re like, this guy is from my small village in Minnesota. What a beautiful encounter you gave that man.

Mohanad Elshieky 

It’s what I do. You know, it’s what I do.

Kiki Monique 

My brother is actually a Vikings fan randomly. Because, you know, it doesn’t make sense growing up near DC when we were all, you know, Redskins fans at the time. But he’s also you’re also his favorite host on the show, even though, we’ll be excited to know that even if you were a fake Vikings fan for two years, it’ll probably make him happy.

Mohanad Elshieky  08:11

That’s very nice to hear. Yeah, maybe one day I’ll be a real Vikings fan.

Kiki Monique 

All right, well, you’re going to feel like this is a cop out. But it really is not only because of just this, you know, particular year, I really can’t thank just one person because seriously, every single family member and friend in my life, absolutely helped me this year, because, as you know, I moved from New York to Los Angeles this year. And the way I was supposed to move is not at all how it turned out, it actually turned into like a giant chaotic mess. And truthfully, like, every single person in my life if they hadn’t contributed in some way what they contributed, like, I don’t even know, like where I mean, I might be under living under a bridge, right now. But, so I just can’t pick one person because that would just be unfair. Because this year was I thought 2020 was hard. 2021 was actually like, harder. So, you know, I’m just gonna cop out and say everyone I will point out though, you know, I did make a new friend here. So that’ll be easier. A newer friend that I made here that sort of become like my pseudo husband, he’s like, always like my new husband really. And he takes care of me and he does all of those things because I’m single that like, I just need help with some times like hanging things, hanging my TV, you know, doing all of those like things so that I’m also super thankful for because otherwise I would just probably be watching TV still on my phone.

Mohanad Elshieky 

Well, that’s very sweet.

Hoja Lopez  10:01

That’s very sweet. Oh God, our family moves, our oh my God, our families are crazy. I mean, they helped me move my things so many times, they do crazy shit for us. That’s very nice. They’re obsessed with us as well.

Mohanad Elshieky 

Well now that we think real people guess we can thank unreal people celebrities. They don’t exist. I wish they did. But I wish they were real. They’re not, they only exist on TV and on Twitter for some reason.

Kiki Monique 

And in the metaverse.

Mohanad Elshieky 

Exactly.

Hoja Lopez 

So I have to, I really struggled with this one a lot, because I have two major women that I wanted to really celebrate. And one is like the one that I should celebrate. And, and the other one is the one that I like, was feeling more entertained by I guess. So one of them is Stacey Abrams, because I’m like, bitch, thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, you know, like, there’s just, that is just, I love Stacey Abrams, so much. I mean, I genuinely feel like she’s a national treasure. And we need to treat her as such. And she, as a member of the Democratic Party, like founded fair fight action, and, you know, really helped with the 2020 presidential election and the US Senate election. And I just feel like she’s such a special nugget and a special person, and I can’t wait to see what she does next. And, you know, she lost in 2018 by like, 55,000 votes, but then ended up signing up 800,000 people to vote in Georgia, and I just know that that made a huge difference. We know that it did. I want to thank Stacey Abrams. I love you. And then my second one that I’ve got to do a special mention on is Olivia Wilde. I love you, Olivia Wilde. She played Remy 13 on the series House and I started loving her then. And now she’s dating my other favorite person, Harry Styles, who I’m also obsessed with in a deep, profound way. But she’s also just such a great director, and directed book smart and is genuinely I think just such a badass. So I want to say thank you to Olivia Wilde too, because she’s great. And those are my two.

Mohanad Elshieky  12:43

That’s great. Those were my two, the celeb want to thank truly, you know, has provided me with tremendous amounts of fun and laughs specially you know, the past week and the weeks before truly. And I know he did not mean to and I know that he did it in a way that he does don’t enjoy being in. But Chris Pratt. Thank you my dude. Truly, man, every time this man says anything, or get cast on whatever, truly my favorite time on social media. The things that people get have to say and I mean, this man is going to voice Mario now, which is you know, Chris Pratt has always been my favorite Italian, you know, even though he’s not, but you can be whatever you want. You know, if you try hard enough, you too can be Italian. And also, he’s playing Garfield, which is I’m excited to the switch of Garfield from you know, like, I hate Mondays, too. I really love Sundays, with Chris Pratt. So this is gonna be fun as well. And also, you know, his Instagram posts recently, the one that he posted with his wife with the, with the whole caption. And then him saying that he went to bed angry and depressed because of social media. And I’m like, well stand in line. Where’s my article? Like, literally every night? Well, you’re not special Chris Pratt, but you know, at least I found him relatable in that way. I truly just aspire to be like that one day, you know, to just say dumb shit, but still be cast on everything. That is my goal. So thank you Chris Pratt for like, paving the way.

Kiki Monique  14:44

I’m just gonna like pretend Chris is always Andy from Parks and Rec and I’m just going to live in that memory.

Mohanad Elshieky 

That is what the metaverse is for.

Hoja Lopez

This is a quote that I heard about that where he said something like I knew if I put on my Christian music playlist and I got out into the woods and ran that I’d feel better but I just didn’t want to. And I just was like, Who gets pumped from Christian music? And honestly, I get it, but I’ll be honest, I do not get it. I don’t get it.

Mohanad Elshieky 

I mean, I’m not Christian bible and Christian music and I don’t know what to tell you, Chris Pratt, there’s other choices. There’s other choices to listen to. I’ll tell you that much.

Hoja Lopez 

Yeah, like WAP by Cardi B and Meghan the stallion. That’s Christian music me.

Kiki Monique 

It is my church, that’s for sure.

Hoja Lopez 

Yes, correct.

Mohanad Elshieky

Exactly. There’s so much more to listen to. But you know, Chris Pratt, live your life, man, you know, go ahead and just guard some galaxy and you know, just do your shit.

Kiki Monique

I’m calling it we’re gonna see him in office one day. I’m calling it now because I just go like reacted that way. I would not be surprised if I saw him as governor of California one day is all I’m saying.

Hoja Lopez  16:02

Oh, I could really see that. Wow. Okay, Kiki, wow.

Kiki Monique

Time market. This is it. I’m really trying to pick single people but it’s very difficult for me, I’m a Sagittarius we can be very, like I just, you know, but I did narrow down to two celebrity pop culture people that I really feel like I need to thank this year. And that is Peewee Herman and Amy Sedaris, because if you aren’t following them on Instagram, I suggest starting because instant serotonin boost like, you know, obviously, I’ve loved Amy from back in like Strangers With Candies day, right, like that was and Peewee forever. You know, a lot of times, they’re just even reposting stuff, but it’s just so innocent, but not like because you know, that was the thing about Peewee. Right. Even with Pee Wee’s Playhouse, it was a show for kids. But not really like when I watched it as an adult, I realized like, oh, there’s a lot of undertones. And that’s how I feel a lot about Amy and Peewee’s humor in general. It’s like they are it’s really wholesome and innocent, but also like, super just like, you know, there’s always underlying things. And so I just love following them on Instagram, and just, they immediately make me smile. Both of them.

Mohanad Elshieky 

Well, that’s really nice. Well, I’ll make sure I follow them as well.

Hoja Lopez 

I just followed both of them.

Mohanad Elshieky 

Yeah, I’m tired of hate following people. Maybe nothing but misery. Well, our third category is wildcard so it can be literally anything, anyone an object, a man, a person, a TV, who cares. It can be anything. So, Hoja, what do you have?

Hoja Lopez 

Yeah, so I would like to think, this is my best attempt at this. But I would like to thank a company called Pie, Pie My Darling. And it is a vegan cake company here in Chicago. And it has gotten me through an insane amount of cries in this last year. Like anytime I cry, I pop into my freezer and I grab like a frozen cake from Pie, Pie My Darling. And I did that yesterday, because I stubbed my toe and I felt really bad for myself. And then I want to grab a cake for my freezer. Really what I’m saying is I deal with pain and suffering through cake. And when you deal with pain and suffering through cake, and you have a place like my darling, I know people say this a lot. It is the best cake I’ve ever had in my life. It is not just excellent. It is beyond excellent. So I want to thank this cake for getting me through tough times. It is spongy, it is delicious. They have a peanut butter and Biscoff cake that is so good. And of course I’m gonna thank food for getting me through rough times here. But thank you Pie, Pie My Darling I love it so much. They donate so much money to amazing causes. I love you. Thank you. I love you.

Mohanad Elshieky 

I just love how this read as an ad copy.

Hoja Lopez 

Sorry, I was going through and I was like I’m just gonna read like I’m doing a commercial for Pie, Pie My Darling. But genuinely. Thank you.

Kiki Monique 

I guess I’m like more kind of like the fact that you’re getting cakes from Pie, Pie My Darling. It just feels like such a missed opportunity that you’re getting. Not getting pies for cries. You’re getting cakes, but it’s okay.

Hoja Lopez 

Okay. All right. Okay, I’m gonna go ahead and send them an email.

Mohanad Elshieky 

You know what? good for you. Like finally someone is doing it. Yeah, you know, what a true American hero.

Kiki Monique 

I used to like get a really good hamburger from this Mexican place in New York and I would never admit that until just now but it was a very good hamburger.

Hoja Lopez 

Cheeseburger. Mexican restaurants are the greatest thing ever. It’s always like for the one American guy that’s like man, I don’t like Mexican food. That’s cake at Pie, Pie My Darling.

Mohanad Elshieky  20:08

Well, the one thing I want to thank is not a person, I want to thank the vaccine, but not for the reasons you think. I mean, yes, you know, saving people and all of that, whatever, you know, whatever your mission is vaccine, but mainly that, you know, like, we’re, you know, that we’re back out, just, you know, kind of getting back to normal life, that, that finally ended pandemic humor, on email, and on Zoom calls, and all of that. Cares, I swear to God, if I got one more email that started with, I hope your week is going great, whatever that means now, like, shut the fuck up. Just send an email like a normal person. Like how many times is someone going to say that? Yes, because of the pandemic. And people dying. I get it, you know, cuz you said, I hope you’re doing great by being stuck at my home for months and I’m not doing actually great. And you’re, you know, making a reference to that. Very cool. How many times you’re gonna do that? Before it stopped being funny. Who knows? People did it for so long. Also, when people are like on Zoom calls, like you know, at work or something, and someone would make a joke about like, you know, yeah, love being working from home never have to wear my pants. Cool. How many times that are gonna make that joke? Also maybe wear your pants Yeah, no one really cares about what you wear, just stop doing it.

Mohanad Elshieky 

Yeah, it was novel to work in your underwear in the beginning, because you’re just like, ah, nobody knows I’m in my underwear. But then it’s like, I actually don’t want to be in my work chair in my underwear. Like, it’s kind of weird.

Mohanad Elshieky 

Exactly. Yeah, I feel like after a while, like it was funny for two months. And then I’m like, You know what, I’m gonna start showing up to meetings in a suit. Sorry, if that sounded very, if I sounded upset. Because I am. I didn’t mean it that way.

Kiki Monique  22:04

Okay, well, I want to thank all of the various group chats that live in my phone, you know, like I have, you know, multiple group chats, each one, you know, really named, specifically for kind of what they are, what they do. And just thank you, because each one really provides me you know, there’s some that offer me like therapy and like advice. There’s some that like, literally, I just send, like, you know, memes and Tiktok’s to there’s some that, you know, are good for professional development careers, some of them, you know, crossover and provide multiple parts of that, but it’s just so nice to kind of be able to just have, it’s cheaper than therapy, especially for the uninsured sect. And it’s just a nice way to have conversations with multiple people in a day, different perspective. Or, like, if you’re just needing a specific type of thing in that moment, you know exactly where to turn to. It’s like a, you know, a channel for your phone. Like, I need this right now. And they are going to provide it for me. So yeah, I just I want to thank all of the group chats and all the individual people because you know, each group chat has a separate group of people, some of them have again, crossover, which is always funny, because you know, when someone lives in like two group chats, but there’s something like really funny like a TikTok. It’s just like, they get bombarded.

Mohanad Elshieky 

I feel you. I have that, I have, like, some people like are like in the same group chat. And the thing is, like, you know, it’s not Tiktok, sometimes you want to talk shit. Like you will, like, throw that premise into different group chats, or like, send someone’s tweets and be like, opinions.

Kiki Monique

I have had to like, stop nothing. I like talk a lot of shit. But like, I am like, at that point where my brain is so scattered that like, shit talking over text. I’m like, no, I’m just gonna pick up the phone and call because I have definitely in my past, send an email to the person I was talking to it about, you know, like, I’ve done it. Because, you know, like, you’re thinking about that person. I remember once when I was like, you know, I was living in Brooklyn or Queens. I was going to Queens at the time. And my landlord we were moving out and my roommate like sending a message like, Oh, he wants you know us to do something or whatever. And I like wrote this whole and I was like, no, because […] and he needs to like clean out the roaches in the basement and […] and then I put his name because I’ve been talking too much in the texts and then sent it to him and this was like when I still had like a T9 like I was like, and then he just responded. I’m sorry.

Mohanad Elshieky 

You know, I had that happen what I like I sent, you know, like, you know, like you take a screenshot of someone’s tweet or post or something, and you want to send it to the group. I sent it to them, I just screenshot and send it to them by immediately followed it with, I like what you said here.

Kiki Monique 

Like, that’s how you gotta do it. Yeah.

Hoja Lopez 

Also to say that with specific like channels like or groups or whatever, like we have one and it’s very fun. It is a little doom and gloom because so many of the things we talk about are about people’s gaps and mistakes that they’ve made. But I truly enjoy our chats. Also, we have eight of them. Through every single means of communication  available to human people.

Mohanad Elshieky 

Yeah, cuz I have to send it on multiple channels, like one of them will, they will reply to.

Kiki Monique

We just need to add carrier pigeon to the mix. Have you ever liked, like just like, you know, been with a group of friends or whatever. And like, overheard, like two friends talking about a group chat. And you’re like, wait, but I’m not a part of that, like, really jealous that you weren’t part of that group chat.

Mohanad Elshieky  26:13

I know. I know. Like I am in some group chats that like I have never contributed to. I just love to watch.

Kiki Monique

Yeah, the worst is when you have to, like, be the person that’s like, whoever this 713 number is, could you say your name because like, it’s especially bad when you maybe should have had their number in your phone, they probably thought you were closer friends. And you’re like, sorry,

Hoja Lopez 

I have no idea who you are. Oh, and the names become more and more and more floor-ish. I have so many. But some of the names are the pantalones people. And that’s my three cousins and I, and then I have another one called can you say the word pussy on this one, this just called my pussy hurts. And it’s just me and my friends. And whenever we get our periods, we just type my pussy hurts. And it’s the only thing that we text. And that’s it that nobody else talks or says anything else except for that. But then I know when everybody’s is on their period.

Kiki Monique 

I love that. Make it an app.

Hoja Lopez 

It’s got one single purpose.

Kiki Monique 

I’m surprised you just haven’t whittled it down to just sending a picture of a cat or just the cat emoji.

Hoja Lopez 

We stick to, and there’s no rules this formed organically and just now we just text it together.

Mohanad Elshieky  28:00

Okay, so you know, every week we usually do a segment called Sorry, not sorry, where we have people either apologize to us or we apologize to someone. But this episode instead we’re doing thank you. No, thank you, where we either thank someone or we demand someone to thank us. So, Kiki, is there someone you would like to thank or think that you know, owes you a thank you.

Kiki Monique 

You know, Thanksgiving is actually probably my favorite holiday of the year mostly because my birthday often lands on Thanksgiving this year. It does land on Thanksgiving. So I love giving thanks. And the person I want to thank today I know I talk a lot about Howard Stern because he’s sort of like an aspirational, like career figure for me. But I don’t talk a lot about his wife, Beth Stern, who I really want to thank because she has spent the past several years saving cats and kittens in New York, you know, all over but she’s based in New York. And every day she brings me so much joy because she’s really like my aspirational, like lifestyle. Like I want one day to like have so much money that I can have a rescue where I just save cats and kittens. You know, I love all animals, but I feel like cats always get a bad rep. And just the fact that she has this whole Instagram with like now over like 660,000 followers, like I think I started following her when she had like, maybe 200,000 Just all dedicated to all of these Foster’s that she brings into her house and takes care of and gets them adopted. I’m just so thankful that she exists because she gives me faith in humanity.

Mohanad Elshieky 

That’s very nice. Yeah, I mean, I wish I can adopt as many cats as I want. I feel like I want to adopt every cat I see on the street, but it’s a one-bedroom apartment.

Hoja Lopez

If you have too many cats and It starts to make a statement.

Mohanad Elshieky  30:04

That’s true. That’s true.

Hoja Lopez

You have to start trying to act like a normal person really hard.

Mohanad Elshieky 

You turn to that guy who ran for the New York Mayor or whatever. He has like 17 cats. 17 cats. Too many cats. I mean, people kept posting pictures of him with his cats. And I’ll just like, if you post one more picture, I’ll have to vote for that. Man. Please, stop. Stop. Well, anyway, Hoja, do you have anyone you want to thank or feel like, owes you a thank you?

Hoja Lopez 

Yeah, I think my family owes me a thank you. I am the glue that holds us all together. And I would like for them to individually call me and thank me for the sheer level of emotional work that I do to keep us all to do, you know, keep us all working together, doing the things that we do, calling each other. I am surrounded by great, excellent smart people who are sometimes very bad at staying in touch with each other. And so I’ve started just a huge amount of WhatsApp groups, where we just, you know, share our day, share what’s going on. And I feel like we’ve all become a lot closer in the past like year. And I just do feel like I need a specific thank you from my family members, and maybe get nominated like president of my family.

Mohanad Elshieky 

I mean, yeah, I mean, I feel like, they’ll try to impeach you immediately. So I don’t know.

Hoja Lopez 

Yeah, they’re all very different. So I just think I’m a good, inclusive person who likes to bring everybody along for the ride.

Mohanad Elshieky 

If they’re listening. You know, get on your phone right now and call Hoja and thank her.

Hoja Lopez  32:06

Message me. I have three dads because my mom has been around. No, I’ve got my biological dad, and then the dad that I grew up with, and then her current husband. So I’ve got three dads, and none of them call me and I need them to call me. So I’m putting it out there. Yeah. And you should say thank you, to me, for the amount of work that I do to keep us all in it.

Kiki Monique 

Dads, one, two and three. Are you hearing this?

Hoja Lopez 

Are you hearing that?

Mohanad Elshieky 

Yeah, the three dads, The Three Musketeers. You know, come on, do it.

Hoja Lopez 

Like Mamma Mia?

Mohanad Elshieky

Well, for me personally, I would also love to receive a thank you from Uber Eats, which is, you know, I feel like I am their main source of revenue. Especially this year, literally, I have not made food for myself in so long. And I think honestly, if their stock price goes up, they should mention me on the call and be like, there is one address in Fort Greene, who would order from us like even twice a day. You know? I don’t know, man, I feel like I mean, companies do a lot of fucked up shit. And I am willing to forgive everything they’ve ever done. If they gave me a code or something.

Kiki Monique 

Do they offer like a summary report into Vir, where you can see how much you’ve spent? Oh,

Hoja Lopez 

Oh my God.

Mohanad Elshieky 

I never look at it. I never look at it. Because I don’t want to hate myself. But also a few years ago, I had a tweet about Uber that went viral. And they asked me for my address to send me something. And they literally sent me just emerged they usually sent to their drivers. And I’m just like, what the fuck is this? Like? All I asked for was free rides or something. I guess what I’m saying is, thank me and apologize to me at the same time. Well, you know, I’m still true to our old segment.

Hoja Lopez  34:08

Well, thank you guys so much. That was really interesting to see and hear what your thank you’s are.

Kiki Monique 

Well, thank you. I appreciate the both of you and I appreciate everyone who has subscribed, who has left us ratings and reviews and who has just followed us from the beginning and listened to our show. Thank you.

Hoja Lopez 

And to the producers in Lemonada we’re very grateful.

CREDITS

I’M SORRY is a Lemonada Media Original. The show is produced by Alex McOwen, supervising producer is Kryssy Pease. Our executive producers are Stephanie Wittels Wachs and Jessica Cordova Kramer. Our mix is by Kat and theme music was composed by Xander Singh. If you like this show, please rate and review. And please don’t cancel us. You can find out more about our show at @LemonadaMedia on all social platforms, or follow us on Instagram at @imsorry_podcast. We’ll be back next week and until then be nice, play fair and always say I’m sorry. Thanks for listening!