Lemonada Media

October 10, 2024

Devil’s Threeway, Diarrhea, Farley

Sarah tells two stories about when a masseuse got a little too close for comfort. Plus, she describes what it’s like touring during election season, gives us a hearing aid update, and helps a guy whose girlfriend dumped him after he shared his sexual fantasy.

October 3, 2024

Throwback Episode: Threesome, Night Bra, Laura

In this throwback episode, Sarah hates men’s cologne and wants you to STOP. IT. Plus, she offers advice on setting ground rules for a threesome, reacts to a child who’s obsessed with her hooky-ass song, “Night Bra,” and recounts a special moment on stage with her sister, Laura.

September 26, 2024

Global Majority, Pronouns, Midge’s Vag

Sarah proposes a new term for the LGBTQIA+ community with a shorter acronym. Plus, she helps an older caller practice her gender pronouns, shares some jokes that slap with kids, and reminds us to live on the edge of our seats.

September 23, 2024

A ‘Best of’ Ep from your Bestie Sarah!

Can you believe that Sarah has been offering advice for four years?! If you’re new here, you might not know that there are lots of past episodes to listen to. Like this one, a “Best of” collection to celebrate Sarah’s 100th episode back in 2022.

September 19, 2024

Tiger Blood, Spackle, Wallow

Rory spackles Sarah’s hole, again. Plus, she helps a dad raise his rambunctious teen, shares her favorite music to wallow in, and learns a more empathetic phrase to say to someone who’s been through hell. 2

September 12, 2024

Intellectual Obesity, Nipples, Our Town

Sarah’s phone stops recognizing her. Plus, she burns intellectual calories, dreams up a new career, and recalls a Jewish porn joke.

September 5, 2024

Punched a Wall, Sourdough, Uncircumcised

Sarah had a bad day and punched a wall. Plus, she attends female anatomy class, shares what penis smells like, and offers wisdom to someone going through a bad breakup.

August 29, 2024

Throwback Episode: Pedicure, Swifties, HIV

In this throwback episode, Sarah and Rory get a pedicure. Plus, Sarah gives advice to a woman living with her gross mother, offers support to someone who recently found out they have a “house in Vermont,” and shares her take on Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour.

August 22, 2024

Cookie Party, Bible Study, Art

Sarah attempts a listener’s suggestion to pee sitting backwards. Plus, she enjoys some titillating Bible verses, decides whether a caller is overreacting about a Jewish joke, and gives hope to a heartbroken caller who worries she’s lost her nephew forever.

August 15, 2024

Vagina Hand, Harold Hill, Lowest Score

Sarah has taken to the roll of audible cheerleader in her Call of Duty games with strangers. Plus, she tells us a story about her niece’s vagina hand, gets creepy at summer stock theater, and rallies behind Hasan Minhaj. Pull up a toilet and enjoy!