September 23, 2024

A ‘Best of’ Ep from your Bestie Sarah!

Can you believe that Sarah has been offering advice for four years?! If you’re new here, you might not know that there are lots of past episodes to listen to. Like this one, a “Best of” collection to celebrate Sarah’s 100th episode back in 2022.

September 19, 2024

Tiger Blood, Spackle, Wallow

Rory spackles Sarah’s hole, again. Plus, she helps a dad raise his rambunctious teen, shares her favorite music to wallow in, and learns a more empathetic phrase to say to someone who’s been through hell. 2

September 12, 2024

Intellectual Obesity, Nipples, Our Town

Sarah’s phone stops recognizing her. Plus, she burns intellectual calories, dreams up a new career, and recalls a Jewish porn joke.

September 5, 2024

Punched a Wall, Sourdough, Uncircumcised

Sarah had a bad day and punched a wall. Plus, she attends female anatomy class, shares what penis smells like, and offers wisdom to someone going through a bad breakup.

August 29, 2024

Throwback Episode: Pedicure, Swifties, HIV

In this throwback episode, Sarah and Rory get a pedicure. Plus, Sarah gives advice to a woman living with her gross mother, offers support to someone who recently found out they have a “house in Vermont,” and shares her take on Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour.

August 22, 2024

Cookie Party, Bible Study, Art

Sarah attempts a listener’s suggestion to pee sitting backwards. Plus, she enjoys some titillating Bible verses, decides whether a caller is overreacting about a Jewish joke, and gives hope to a heartbroken caller who worries she’s lost her nephew forever.

August 15, 2024

Vagina Hand, Harold Hill, Lowest Score

Sarah has taken to the roll of audible cheerleader in her Call of Duty games with strangers. Plus, she tells us a story about her niece’s vagina hand, gets creepy at summer stock theater, and rallies behind Hasan Minhaj. Pull up a toilet and enjoy!

August 8, 2024

Elephants, Blowjobs, SNL

Sarah shares a fun fact she learned about elephants and proposes greeting people like we greet dogs. Plus, she helps a trans woman connect with her niece, who recently came out as trans as well, hears a funny story about blowjobs, and gives some backstory to her 2014 SNL monologue.

August 1, 2024

Throwback Episode: Prolapsed iPhone, Ashes, Noodles

In this throwback episode, Sarah wonders if there’s been a rise in prolapsed anuses since people started using their smartphones on the toilet. Plus, she shares a voicemail from her father, weighs in on a college relationship, and learns about a woman who likes to eat cigarette ashes.

July 25, 2024

Heartbreakers, Shitty Jokes, Hairy Blob

Sarah lets strangers know that she’s about to pee out of her vagina. Plus, she helps a man try to rekindle a strained relationship with his sister, tells stories about being on the set of Heartbreakers, and gets a compliment on her faux therapist skills.