News and Happenings

Sarah wonders if there’s been a rise in prolapsed anuses since people started using their smartphones on the toilet. Plus, she shares a voicemail from her father, weighs in on a college relationship, and learns about a woman who likes to eat cigarette ashes.

Sarah shares advice on how to get out of going to holiday parties without lying. Plus, she helps a caller from Kuwait decide whether to move back to his homophobic home, tells stories about friend and fellow comedian Tig Notaro, and doesn’t consider a run for office.

Sarah hates men’s cologne and wants you to STOP. IT. Plus, she offers advice on setting ground rules for a threesome, reacts to a child who’s obsessed with her hooky-ass song, “Night Bra,” and recounts a special moment on stage with her sister, Laura.

Sarah is suing OpenAI! She explains why it’s not cool that ChatGPT can summarize her memoir, “Bedwetter,” and how an old friend from high school is helping her fight back. Plus, she shares her NYC apartment horror stories, helps a single mom decide whether or not to invite her baby daddy to a birthday party, and contemplates her “glimmers.”

Sarah found a new home for her podcast at Lemonada Media! She’s back with silly stories, deep insights, and off-the-cuff reactions to your questions. This week, she explains the reasons behind her summer hiatus and offers her expert opinion on pulling pubic hair, cashing in your wife’s 15-year-old hall pass, and binging the Golden Bachelor.

The horrific attack on Israel. The bombing campaign in Gaza. These aren’t things Sarah wanted to talk about in her return to the podcast, but here we are. In this mini episode, Sarah doesn’t take any calls, but she does share what she’s thinking and how she’s feeling.