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June 3, 2022

Did Anyone Really Win Depp v. Heard?

Kiki, Hoja, and Mohanad react to the final verdict in the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard trial. They analyze Johnny and Amber’s closing statements, speculate what this might mean for their respective careers, and lay out the broad cultural ramifications of this verdict. Plus, Kiki reviews the new Top Gun movie, Mohanad crosses paths with Dave Chappelle, and Hoja teaches her co-hosts some Venezuelan slang.

May 27, 2022

Who Gave Paul and Janie COVID? (with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins)

This episode has everything: pangolin parties, problematic parents, Paul F. and Janie Haddad Tompkins. Hoja, Kiki, and Mohanad sit down with the comedy supercouple to discuss some of life’s biggest questions: What is a smell made of? Who gave Janie and Paul COVID? What do the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard trial and the January 6th Capitol attack have in common? (Hint: it’s poop.) Plus, the crew reacts to an apology from an I’m Sorry listener, and Hoja makes a gag-worthy revelation that leaves Paul on the verge of vomiting. It’s an episode not to be missed!

May 20, 2022

Flashback Friday: The Worst Apologies of All Time

Kevin Spacey. SoHo Karen. President Obama. What do these people all have in common? They’re terrible apologizers! This Friday, we’re throwing it back to one of our favorite episodes. Listen as Hoja, Mohanad, and Kiki reveal their picks for the worst apologies of all time. Who will take the crown? Will it be Shia LaBeouf’s plagiarized apology for plagiarism? Model Carissa Pinkston’s lie about being transgender in an apology for transphobic remarks? Or Mario Batali’s sexual assault apology slash cinnamon roll recipe? Listen to find out!

May 13, 2022

I’m Sorry Enters the Multiverse

Kiki, Hoja, and Mohanad react to the epic comedy/drama/action/sci-fi/fantasy/martial arts movie Everything Everywhere All at Once. They break down the family dynamics in the film, get into their own relationships with their parents, and hypothesize about what they’d be like in an alternate universe. Kiki also teaches her co-hosts some Mormon slang, Mohanad explains why he could never be a spy (or a serial killer), and Hoja reveals one of the biggest lies she’s ever told. Plus, our first-ever listener apology on this week’s Sorry Not Sorry!

May 6, 2022

When Harry Met Olivia

Kiki kicks it off with the story of her wild weekend involving a boozy brunch, a busty bartender, some risqué texts, and a plate of cold chicken wings. Then, the hosts react to Olivia Wilde getting served on stage at CinemaCon, and Hoja lays out the tight timeline between the actress’s breakup with Jason Sudeikis and her new relationship with Harry Styles. Mohanad breaks down what’s been going on with Taylor Lorenz and Libs of TikTok, and tells the story of the time he was doxxed after a viral incident with border patrol. Plus, Kiki takes a ride in a Tesla, Hoja gets a free meal, and Mohanad goes to jail on this week’s Sorry Not Sorry.

April 29, 2022

Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard

Kiki gives Hoja and Mohanad a much-needed update on the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial. The trio breaks down the allegations claiming Bill Murray got a little too “handsy” on the set of Aziz Ansari’s new movie, Being Mortal. They unpack the actor’s long history of bad behavior, get into his bizarre voicemail policy, and take their picks for which old white man they’d choose to replace him in the film. Then, Hoja brings the 2000s nostalgia with her review of White Hot, the new Abercrombie & Fitch documentary. Plus, Mohanad sends a message to his girlfriend, Hoja realizes she’s unrelatable, and Kiki ignores our texts on this week’s Sorry Not Sorry.

April 22, 2022

Is Elon Musk Going to Destroy Twitter? (with Ophira Eisenberg)

WHAT. IS. ELON. MUSK. DOING?!? This week, Kiki, Hoja, and Mohanad unpack the billionaire’s latest scheme alongside comedian and writer Ophira Eisenberg. They parse out his true motivations for buying Twitter, dissect his cult of personality, and take jabs at all the other Evil Billionaire Stuff he’s been up to. Plus, Hoja visits a psychic, Kiki educates us on elevator etiquette, and Mohanad learns what it’s like to be a single cat dad on this week’s Sorry Not Sorry.

April 15, 2022

We Were All Rooting For You, ANTM (with Sarah Hartshorne)

How dare you, America’s Next Top Model?! We have never in our lives yelled at a reality show like this. But following the release of two new articles – for Insider and Bustle – detailing the abusive and traumatic nature of filming ANTM, Kiki, Mohanad, and Hoja decide to sit down with former Cycle 9 contestant Sarah Hartshorne. Together they unpack Sarah’s unique experience on the show, the chaotic methods in which producers tried making TV gold, and the reasons why modern-day viewers are angered by the pioneering program. Plus, Hoja and Kiki are both holding their friends accountable while Mohanad is suspicious of a comedy show attendee on this week’s Sorry Not Sorry.

April 8, 2022

Extending Empathy to Afflicted Actors

Because of the surrealistic nature of celebrity life, we sometimes forget that famous people are also subject to the human condition. That’s especially true now that we’ve learned that actor Bruce Willis is retreating from the limelight to deal with an aphasia diagnosis. This week, Hoja, Kiki, and Mohanad talk about the Die Hard star’s health now that the Razzies have rescinded his ‘worst performance’ award. They also recognize the unfair treatment that similarly afflicted entertainers like Wendy Williams, Amanda Bynes, and The Shining actress Shelley Duvall have received from an oblivious society. Plus, Hoja falls in love with filmmaking duo The Daniels, Kiki says sorry to her un-tattooed limbs, and Mohanad casts doubt on Delaware’s existence on this week’s Sorry Not Sorry.

April 1, 2022

Putting the DAMN in Academy Awards

Even after recording a special bonus episode just hours after witnessing the ‘slap heard around the world,’ Kiki, Hoja, and Mohanad regroup to dissect Best Actor winner Will Smith’s delayed apology to comedian Chris Rock following their shocking Oscars moment. They also revisit some of the broadcast’s earlier missteps, ranging from Rachel Zegler’s belated invitation following online backlash to the senseless decision to pre-tape multiple awards. And Best Director Jane Campion is certainly not safe from our crew’s commentary after her previous remarks about Venus and Serena Williams. Plus, Kiki wants her time back after watching ‘Deep Water,’ Hoja needs to remove herself from family drama, and Mohanad has strict brunch rules on this week’s Sorry Not Sorry.